Cassandra Roberson-Kelley Enterprises - "Giving back to God what He so graciously gave to me."
Cassie's Comedy Corner IX
WARNING: Enter At Your Own Risk! LOL

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." ~Proverbs 17:22 (King James Version)

Well, iz you...iMean, are you ready to go on?
Okay. GO for it, but be CAREFUL! Hear?

So...I'm strollin'-n-scrollin' along, down da blue brick road of Facebook on October 18, 2011, when suddenly "it" HITS me: "LAWD, iDone missed posting a Birthday Greeting on my sista-friend Christella Young's FB Wall yesterday (10/17/11)!" Immediately iRan on ova yonda and posted the following statement:

"Lady CHRISTellaaaa!" WAIT just a cotton-pickin', pea-snappin', hog-tyin', chicken-chasin', cow-milkin', rabbit-huntin' minute! YOU mean to tell ME that outta ALL o' da "thangs" iGot myself busy wit', iForgot to come by and wish my sista-friend (that would be YOU) a HAPPY BIRTHDAY?! Ohhhh, LAWD, hamercy, hagrace, and please, Suh Jesus, haoxygen; 'cause I'm 'bout to hyperventilate ova this here "sitchashun" (situation) I done oversighted! **Smh** I'm SO sorry, Sis.

Question, tho: Uhm...iz ya STILL HAPPY in spite of it all?
#Justaskin'andseein'whereI'matwitcha ~"Cassie"

"Lady Christella":
HAHHAHAHHAHA...Sis, you know I still LOVE you...It's ok, I understand.
Thank you so, so, so much for the BiRthDaY LOve.
Love You, my FaVoritE SISTA Cassandra Roberson-Kelley,
in the WhoLe WidE WoRLD...
~MUAH~!!!

Me/"Cassie":
\0/<--(in TOTAL surrenderance)

I'm FORGIVEN! Thank Ya, LAWD!
**Tears...but HAPPY ones, of course.** :)

"Lady Christella":
LOL...LOVE YA, SIS...
*SMOOCHES*!!

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After viewing the video of me, singing "Totally Committed"
(found on the "Cassie Sings..." page of this website, by the way),
my daughter and her FB Friends had this to say:

"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley":
My Mama!
I don't have to say anything else. LOL

"Lady Andrea Williams":
Beastly!!!!!!!

Sir Leon Smith:
Umm, my soul gets to leapin' for joy when
Sis. Cassandra sings.

I need to find out if she still has that opening for her drummer. lol
'Cause I'm ready at all times.

"Lady Crystal Renee'":
Ikr (I know, right?) Come on, Jesus.

"Lady Alicia J. Bowers":
Sing, mama!

"Lady Trocha Braswell":
NOW THAT I HAVE GOTTEN UP AFTER BEING SLAIN DURING THIS SONG,
YOU SANG, COUSIN!!!!!!!!! GOOD LAWD!!!!!!

Sir Marcus Frederick-Sample:
MY GOD. I GOTTA REPOST THIS VIDEO. SO ANOINTED.

"Lady Crystal Renee'":
Go ahead, bro!

"Lady Kym Showers":
JESUS! I say YESSSS!!!

Me/"Mama Cassie":
Who dis iz y'all makin' such a BIG fuss ova-n-carryin' on?! Geez!
You'd think it was ME...posin' as H. G. (Holy Ghost) or somebody.
WHAT?! lol

Just FUN'n wit' ya ('cause it was H. G. all along),
"A Yielded Vessel"

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 10/19/11:
**My Hilarious Sista-Friend &"Queen of da Phebe Island"...lol**

Looking forward to retirement and opening my state of the art laundry center! There will be nothing like it...I'll be around laundry all day long...ahhhhh...now that's what I call living! LOL (I'm serious...shoot). :)

"Lady Donya McQueen Moore":
Phebe, I have never met anyone who loves anything to do with LAUNDRY. I can't wait until the opening of the state of the art laundry center either. I hope I can drop off and pick up!!!

"Lady Elaine Reed Washington":
There is no one in the world like you, Phebe!! LOL!

"Lady Phebe":
You should see the laundry room I have planned for the house I'm building for retirement...lol...you'd think you're in a local coffee shop/library! LOLOLOL I think laundry time should be a time of tranquility and peace...
my laundry room will offer just that! :)

"Lady Samantha Anderson Orihuela":
Oh, MY Goodness! LOL!!! I hate laundry :?

"Lady Phebe":
You don't know what you're missing, Samantha. LOL

"Lady Carma Jane Smith":
You should do a laundry mat/dry cleaners.

"Lady Phebe":
No dry cleaners, Carma...too many chemicals...
I want nothing but running water, detergents and softeners...lol

"Lady Samantha":
Well, I got THREE kids. LOL!!

"Lady Phebe":
And you probably don't wash daily, huh? The trick is washing daily...not when it all piles up and your entire weekend is taken up doing laundry!

"Lady Elaine":
I might have to live at your laundry center after I'm retired...
I could read a book, have a li'l coffee AND do my laundry!
Only in your world, "Pheebs"!

"Lady Phebe":
My house will be out in the woods, Elaine...not sure if you'd want to drive that far...lol...but I will give tours on the weekend! LOL

"Lady Elaine":
Even better!! I can get away from my house! It'll be a weekend getaway...
Will you have horses too?! I mean, since you're out in the country. LOL!

"Lady Phebe":
Horses??!!! Girl, no!!!! LOL...I just like trees and running water...
I won't even have a dog! LOL

"Lady Elaine":
Can't too much blame you on that! That's ok...I'll still come anyway!

Me/"Cassie":
Somebody had Suggested "Sip-n-Suds"! So, uhm, what do ya Say, Sis?
I'll help create a Sign fo' ya! LOL

"Lady Phebe":
Sounds pretty creative, Lady Cassie...
I might be like Prince and just have a Symbol...lolololol

"Cassie":
Sure...RIGHT! #iSmile

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"Lady Charlene D. Ayers" On da FB 10/19/11:

Watch out now, 'cuz I ain't for no foolishness, y'all!! I am "ARMED & DANGEROUS" and NO weapon formed against me shall prosper ("Cassie" NOTE: See Isaiah 54:17), for I am loaded with 66 books of the almighty WORD
OF GOD, ready for any troubles, trials, or struggles!! #ThankYOU4YourProtectionLord

Don't need an alarm, dog or baseball bat -- GOD is watching over me!

Sir Kendrick Thomas:
Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!

"Lady Charlene":
IJS!!!
(I'm Just Saying!!!)

Sir Kendrick:
I am 'bout to go in.

"Lady Charlene":
As the old folks used to say baby, "Gwon!"

D'Ray Cakes:
I must borrow this one and repost, if you don't mind!!!

"Lady Regina Hightower":
Me too...love it!

Me/"Cassie":
Yep. The Saints are PACKIN' with The WORD OF GOD as our BACKIN'!
So, Watch yo' STEP, 'cause iGotz HELP! :)
#LadyCharleneROCKS!

NO relation to Clint Eastwood,
"Cassie Eastwood From God's Kingdomhood" (WHAT?!)

Sir Rev. Willie L. Stewart, Jr.:
Charlene! Charlene! Charlene! Lol! You are too funny, but I know you are serious! It's a war out here and, certainly, the Saints must resist the devil! Lol I must repost this and highlight, "THE SAINTS ARE PACKING" Lol Blessings.
"Lady Charlene":
Yep, Cassandra could not have said it ANY BETTAH, for truly we have da Lawd's backin' and THE "REAL" SAINTS ARE PACKIN'!! Don't be one of the ones that have got to look it up on your computer or cell phone -- HIDE THIS WORD IN YO' BOSOM!! ("Cassie" NOTE: See Psalm 119:11)

"Cassie":
And the CHURCH said, "Peace in da midst o' Steel." Selah.

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From Me To "Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton"

What time does the CANDY store open?


"Tryna" keep this "SWEET" deficiency under wraps (lol),
A faithful member of S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. Ministries

Sisters Keeping In Touch To Love, Encourage & Support

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"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton"
Preachin' On Her FB Wall 10/19/11:

From the bottom of my belly! Real Talk!

Me/"Cassie":
Interpretation:
BAM! (B)ust (A) (M)ove! :)

Ain't going NOWHERE fast outta yo' LIFE (lol),
"Cassie"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Cassie...and you know it!!! You're a keeper! For real.

"Lady Roberta Templeton-Bradley":
I love it!

Sir Carnell Bonner, Sir.:
I feel my help coming, 'cause there's a sermon in there somewhere.

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Carnell...I got two (2) out of it. Let's just go for it!!!!!!
Don't start nothing, man!!!!!!

"Cassie":
I'm "sangin'" da SERMONIC SOLO!
Hellerrrr. Halleluyerrrr. God Bless Yerrrr. :)

Sir Carnell:
Lol! You know I'm easy when I get inspired!
There is a word from the Lord, and the word is..."PREACH CHET"!!!!

"Lady Benoit Sanders":
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Lol...well, let's just have church on FB, why don't we.
'Cause after that solo, which will slay us all, Carnell or I will be in 3rd gear!
Preaching like a mad man/crazy woman! Lol.

Sir "Rev. Dr." John W. Delley, I:
@ Candy...Gee, I guess my absence is right at the top...lmbo...oh, woe is me! Candy, I love you...please let me back in, please! What am I going to do... ~~~~~thinking~~~~~ @ Cassie, please speak with Candy on my behalf...Lord Jesus! Ok...got to get back in the door...hmmmm!

"Cassie":
From a Kelley to a Delley: iGotcha, Sir. ;) **wink**

"Sweet Lady Candy":
@ John...yes, you are correct! The statement applies to you. You missed my birthday and didn't even call me. No Fair...no dinner...no lunch...no club...oh, my bad...LOL...I mean, no club sandwich...NOTHING! What did you add to my life but pain and tears for my b-day? I'm yet crying!!!!!!!

"Cassie":
**Standing FOXY in PROXY fo' a brotha even now!**

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Keep praying, Sis...that's what it's gon' take. Maybe a revival.

"Cassie":
**Goin' in SACKCLOTH-n-ASHES!**

Sir John:
@ Candy...we did talk...you only remember what you want to remember...you make me so sick...I talked to you until you went in the restaurant...with the groupies...I mean, the people that was celebrating your 54-55 years of being here in this world...you don't look it, but nevertheless...I know you remember talking to me...I love my sister!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Lol...lol...John call me!!!!!!!!!!!! It's important.
Pray, Sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Cassie":
**Takes off runnin'-n-shoutin'-n-dancin' down da virtual aisles o'
"Facebook Cathedral"! THERE'S HOPE! YES, LAWD!**

"Cassie" NOTE:
Of course, "those two (2) NUTS" continued back-n-forth,
but for now, in the words of my "homeboy" PORKY da PIG,
"Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's ALL, folks!" LOL
Now...back to da "Prayer Closet"...smh


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Sir George L. Clinkscale, II:

I told God to protect me from my enemies and I started losing friends...

Me/"Cassie":
God's MASTER PLAN works
in MYSTERIOUS & HILARIOUS ways.
iLove it! :)

Abiding in His "FOOL-Proof WITNESS Protection Plan,"
"Cassie"

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Poppin' Up On da FB Wall of "Lady Evangelist Vandalyn Kennedy":

HAPPY TRIUMPHANT THURSDAY (10/27/11), "Lady Evangelist Vandalyn Kennedy"!
Continue on your WONDER-filled journey as the Mighty Woman of Virtue & Value that you are! **Hellerrrr & How're yerrrr? lol**
Oh, yeah, and be sho' to drop-kick the "stankin'" Venomous spirit outta da devil and his imps, while ya at it! Thank you "VER, VER" much.

Now...GET TO STEPPIN' & GO GET IT! :)

Extremely "cassited as all get out" (but WHATEVA, tho...lol),
"Cassie"

**Two (2) WHOLE weeks later...lol**

"Lady Vandalyn":
Hey, sis. Thanks for the love and encouragement.
And sorry for the late response.
Please pray for me.
Much love.

Me/"Cassie":
Honey, I'll take "late" ova "neva" ANY day! lol
But, uhm...iUnderstand, and it's still good in da "Kingdom Sistahood"! :)
~Love, "Cassie" xoxoxo

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"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell"
On da FB 10/27/11:

Today has been wonderfully blessed!!

Me/"Cassie":
Because it has been WANDA-filled! NOW what?!
;) **wink**

"Lady da WANDAful Bell":
Ha-ha!!!

"Cassie":
Was it somethin' iSaid, Sis? lol

"Lady Charlene D. Ayers":
Sistah, u r SOOOOOOOOOO funnnn-neee!!
(Corny, but funny as all get out!)

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"Lady Stephanie 'Queen' Dotson"
On da FB 10/28/11:

Today has started off as a funny day already! WHEW... what can I say??? Nothing but "Thank You, Jesus"... Laughter is like medicine, and I thank my great Pastor, Bishop Larry Brandon, for a big dose of it! He's such a "jewelry"! LOL...

Let's pray for the strength of the Lord today!
The JOY of the Lord is our strength!
Great day, people!

Me/"Cassie":
Laughter is my "Per Scripture" medicine,
and iAm an Addict! So, there! lol

Me ALL DAY & Lovin' It,
"Cassie"

"Lady Stephanie":
Amen!!!!!!

"Lady La'Donna Davis":
Wow, Stephanie...
I just read what your status was, after I posted my status...
Confirmation:::GOD IS LETTING ME KNOW I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK!!!
To HIM be GLORY!!!

"Lady Stephanie":
Spread that Joy....

"Lady La'Donna":
"Mine too, Cassandra. :)

"Cassie":
Let's DO this, Sis! Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?! lol

"Lady Stephanie":
Ok, "Willis"...lol

"Lady La'Donna":
LOLOLOLOL...YES, LORD!

"Cassie":
\0/<--Getcha hands up!
Getcha hands up!

"Lady Stephanie":
Y'all crazzzzyyyy today...I'm out!
Love you ladies...have a JOY filled day!

"Cassie":
Okay...okay. I'll be good, Sis. :)

"Lady La'Donna":
Y'all gon' make me LAUGH REAL HARD...up in here, up in here...LOLOL

"Cassie":
BEHAVE, "Lady La'Donna"!
Ya heard me and da "Queen"?! lol

"Lady La'Donna":
Ikr (I know, right?)...LOL...much luv, Beautiful Women of GOD!!!

"Cassie":
MUAH! That's fo' "bof" (both) o' y'all!
;) **wink** xoxoxo

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Presenting...
Overseer Dr. Sylvia W. Cunningham In ALL Her Blackness

"Wisdom in Black" or
"The H. G. (Holy Ghost) in Me" or
"You Wanna Piece o' Me?" or
"What Then?!" or
"Can iHELP You Wit' Somethin'?" or "Hellerrrr...How're Yerrrr?"

Take your pick! LOL

Still CraZy 'bout my
"Kingdom Sista-Friend" & Lovin' It,
"Cassie"

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Pretty Picture...HOWEVA,
it's missin' ONE IMPORTANT EXTRA INGREDIENT, Sis:
A BIG ol' KISS on da cheek, in da shape of
RED-COLORED (or WHATEVA OTHA COLOR) lips!
WHAT?! lol J/k...ROCK ON, Sis! MUAH!
:) xoxoxo

Your "Kingdom Sista-Friend,"
"Cassie"

"Lady Cassandra Cleveland Robertson":
Cassie, you are a mess! I love you too, sis!

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":

Have I told you lately that I love you?
Well, "I love you."

Now, go on and have yourself a great day! :)

Me/"Cassie":
Uhm..."lately" within the last week,
last month or last year?
#justaskin' (lol)

Lovin' my PMS...iMean YOU "early" and "lately,"
"Cassie"

"Lady Phebe":
LOL Lady Cassie...uhhh, I'm telling you today,
so let's not chit chat about that past.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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My Birthday Greeting to "Lady Minister Cynthia Diggs" 11/02/11:

Hope your "Celebrate Cyndi Day" - on the date of your Miraculous & Celestial day of birth - has/is what ALL o' yo' Family & Friends wish for you, my Sweet, Smart & Sanctified "Smackdown Sista-Friend in the Spirit": SUPERnaturally & CraZily Sensational! Way to go, Sis! Smooches, wit' a Side Order o' (((((BIG HUGS))))) & Stuff! ;) **wink**

Comin' atcha Comically-but-Sincerely,
"Cassie"

"Lady Cyndi":
Nobody says it quite like YOU!! It was ALLLL that! Thanks, sis!

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From "Lady LaShonda Gipson" To
Sir Montsho Lewis 11/02/11:
Happy Birthday! Be Blessed!

Sir Montsho:
Thank you, Shon...I want Choz'n ("Cassie" NOTE: gospel singing group that LaShonda is a part of) and The Living Lights ("Cassie" NOTE: gospel group that Tamela Mann & iCassie used to sing with YEARS ago...lol) to sing Happy Birthday to me...HA! GO!

Me/"Cassie":
Ha! iMean, "Hap!" iMean, "Happy Birthdaaaayyyy tooooo...(wait for it)...
ahem **clearing my "throak-n-carryin' on** a-youuuuuu (ending on a note
so HIGH, ya gotz to catch it in da Spirit realm to hear it)!" WHAT?! lol

Wit' LOTS o' love-n-BEST wishes-n-stuff,
"Cassie"

Sir Montsho:
Hahaha...thanks, Cassie!

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":

I enjoy wrapping gifts...
especially rectangle boxes! It's therapeutic!
Just felt like sharing that...lol...carry on! :)

Me/"Cassie":
Ahem...iPray for you, no? YES! lol **Smh**

"Lady Phebe":
LOL...prayer is good, Lady Cassie.
I hear it's therapeutic, too! :)

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**While Mother's away...**

"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" 11/04/11:
Dear St. Louis & COGIC, y'all better be taking care of my mama!
Signed, Why am I here & She's there? lol

Me/"Mama Cassie":
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!
iAm in GOOD hands, "Boo": GOD'S! ;) **wink**
Smooches-n-Stuff!

Love, Mom

"Lady Crystal Renee'":
That's what I likes to hear! Love u too!!

"Lady Patricia (Jester) Smith":
ROTFL @ (L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!

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To Dr. Judith Christie McAllister, Evangelist Barbara Jackson Sago, Psalmist Sharon Jackson & ER'BODY involved in da IMD (International Music Department) o' da COGIC, Inc., as well as to ALL o' da DYNAMIC speakers: BABIEEEES, y'all DID that, hear?! iHave cried, danced, hollered and screamed during this 104th Holy Convocation like NEVA B'FORE...thanks to "peeps" like U! iAin't mad atcha, tho, 'cause iLUVS da stuffin's outta U fo' SHO! ;) **wink** Be Blessed & C U Again Soon!

CraZy-but-Holy,
"Cassie"

"Lady Sharon Jackson":
Hey, Cassie!! It was good seeing you at the IMD Luncheon last week.
Keep right on being the "Crazy-but-Holy" Cassie that you are,
because that is the you that I love.
Have a wonderful day!

Me/"Cassie":
i"Cain't" help it, and iAin't tryin' to NEITHA, my "Kingdom Sista-Friend"! lol
MUAH! :) xoxoxo

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"Lady Cheryl 'PoeticOne' Murphy":
Thank you, God, for my faithful and soon to be husband.

\0/<--(Wit' hands all up in da air)

LAWD, if THAT don't describe "Mr. Walter Kelley," iDon't know what DO...
iMean, DOES! lol Thanks for sharing, "Cuz'n Cheryl"! & BEST wishes
to you and my future "Cuz'n-in-Law"! YEAH-yaaaah!
Oh...but PLEASE forewarn him about ME, girlie girl!
A'ight? OK...thx. #Thatisall

Walter Kelley's Woman 4LIFE (lol),
"Cuz'n Cassie"

"Cuz'n Cheryl":
LOL...without a doubt, Cassie...lol

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New CD Inquiry On da FB 11/09/11:
(Click photo to enlarge.)

Question:
Do you have "The St. Louis Experience...
Watch Me Praise Him" CD? If NOT, Next Question:
How come! If SO, No Mo' Questions: LET'S GO!
**Takes off runnin'-n-dancin'-n-shoutin' down da
virtual aisles o' "Facebook Cathedral"! lol**
GET 'EM, Sir C. Ivan Johnson,
"Lady Dr. Judith Christie McAllister" & COGIC IMD
(International Music Department)! :)

Keepin' It Kingdom With The King of Kings,
"Cassie"

"Lady Beverly Stafford-Bryant":
Facebook Cathedral!!!!! I love it.

Me/"Cassie":
iKNOW, right? H. G. (Holy Ghost) drops these inspirational thoughts and sayings in my mind on da daily! He's "Somethin' Else"! #I'mjustsayin' :)

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"Lady Tracy 'TeeRenee'' Curtis"
On da FB 11/09/11:

Do you ever feel like saying this to some folks???? I know I do. So be careful when you ask for my opinion..I might just give it to you. LOL

Me/"Cassie":
Oooo-to-da-weeee!
DON'TCHA see, "Lady Tee"?! lol

BETTA off keepin' SOME o' my OPINIONS
to li'l ol' me,
"Cassie"

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"Lady Tracy 'TeeRenee' Curtis"
On da FB 11/11/11:

LORD, I AM SOOO THANKFUL FOR THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE IN THE BODY OF CHRIST, WHO CHALLENGE ME, WHO CORRECT ME, WHO ENCOURAGE ME, WHO LOVE ME, AND EVEN DEM DERE HATERS...LOL...BCUZ THEY LET ME KNOW I HIT A NERVE (lol).

THANK YOU, BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CHRIST.
THANK YOU, MINISTRY LEADERS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

Me/"Cassie":
Ahem...You're welcome, "Boo"! ;) **wink** xoxoxo

An ENCOURAGER for sure,
"Cassie"

"Lady 'TeeRenee'":
Yes indeed!!!

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons"
On da FB 11/11/11:

I've been drinking coffee since I was five years old...just wanted to share that bit of PMS history with ya this morning...lol...carry on! :)

And I'm drinking a cup right now!! :)

"Lady Monique Morris-Berringer":
See statistics...LOL

Sir Devon L. Walker:
Wow, Doc...U need the patch. lol

"Lady Phebe":
LOL...I ain't trying to stop drinking it...
my coffee is healthy...I only drink Organo Gold coffee now!! :)

Me/"Cassie":
0/<--Cheers, "Lady Phebe"!
NO MATTA how young or old you are, PMS ROCKS!
**Takes a sip o' java on THAT note! lol**

"Lady Katrina Golden":
You're addicted to coffee, Dr. Phebe!

"Lady Phebe":
LOL Katrina...nope, not addicted at all...
I just like coffee like I like breathing...lol...on a regular basis! :)

"Lady Sandra Boone McKever":
Wow, that's a long time, Doc.
I guess you will never lose your taste for coffee, huh?

"Lady Phebe":
NEVER...lol...gonna have my own coffee shop in heaven!

"Cassie":
Phebe's "Sippin'-n-Sangin' With da Saints" Coffee Shop -
Open ALL DAY & FOREVER ('cause ain't no night there!) LOL

"Lady Phebe":
Yes indeed, Lady Cassie!! LOL

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" (Cont'd):

So my hubby and I have an extra special date planned for tomorrow (11/12/11)...we'll be love shopping...yep, will purchase something that celebrates our love in a unique way...it's such a significant gift to me...it will keep our relationship strong for many more years to come, I'm sure!! I'm so excited that I could marry him all over again! Oh, my goodness...whoo-hoo!!! :)

We're shopping for a new washer and dryer! Whoo-hoo!! I'm soooooooooooooooooooo excited! LOL

Me/"Cassie":
iSuppose you'll have your very own Phebe's
"Sip-n-Suds Laundry Section" in Heaven as well,
huh, Sis? #ForWHAT?!

"Lady Phebe":
Yes indeed, Lady Cassie...lol...
Sip-n-Suds will be the talk of the Kingdom! LOL

"Cassie":
iGuess I'll "Keep It Kingdom" and do a "Fly-by Drive-thru"! **Sigh**

"Lady Phebe":
Love it!!! Yes. LOL

**EXTRA SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE!**

"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":
I'd like to announce the arrival of the newest
addition to the Simmons Family: Willie and Daisy,
our washer and dryer! Whoo-hoo!
#cantwaittodolaundry

"Cassie":
So, uhm...iz it "Willie da Washer" & "Daisy da Dryer" or da OTHA way 'round? lol...(Help, Lawd!)...smh EITHA way, iLove you AND yo' "New Additions"! Do "enjerrrr"...iMean ENJOY them "bof" (both), "Lady Phebe"! iMight send ya some laundry detergent and fabric softener or somethin', as a belated "baby(ies) shower gift"! Which store are you registered at? Lemme know, hear? K...thanks. :)

Love, "Aunt Cassie"

"Lady Phebe":
LOLOLOL Lady Cassie...you're so sweet...lol...I prefer the bounce dryer bar over liquid fabric softener...but I'm good...the twins are set for at least two months of daily wash loads! :)

"Cassie":
A'ight..."Kewl!" ;) **wink**

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"Lady Evangelist Sheryl Brady"
On da FB 11/15/11:

Don't let people drown you while you are
trying to save them! Work with me here,
because when saving your life starts
threatening mine...I'm done!

Me/"Cassie":
The End...of THEM and NOT me!
#I'mjustsayin'

Ain't got NO time for NONproductive Foolishness,
"Cassie"
S.O.S.
**"Cassie" NOTE: "(S)tuck (O)n (S)tupid!"**

"Lady Anna Clark":
Cut! Next scene...lol...love ya.

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From Me To "Lady Evangelist Elbernita 'Twinkie' Clark" 11/15/11:

To one of the MOST gifted, anointed, jaw-droppin' organ-playin',
gospel "sangin'"-songwriters in da 'tire wuhl (the entire world)...
Elbernita "Twinkie" Clark:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS!
Live Longer & Write Mo' Songs Fo' Us! lol xoxoxo

Wit' LOTS o' Love & BEST Wishes & Stuff,
"Cassie"

FYI: It is also the BIRTHDAY of that "Powerhouse Sangin'-Preacha Sista" of hers...NONE OTHA than "Lady Evangelist Karen Clark-Sheard"! Ain't God is good? Well, SHO' He is! Whatchoo talkin' 'bout? ;) **wink**

"Twinkie":
**On her FB wall...to her "gazillion" fans!**

Thanking the Lord for allowing me to see another birthday.
Thanks for all of the birthday wishes!

Love you, Twinkie

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"Lady Alana L. Carriere-Hall" On da FB 11/15/11:

You DO NOT have to attend every argument that you are invited to.
Peace is found in WALKING AWAY.
"Changed my reservations to
NOT ATTENDING!"
~Lady Alana~

Me/"Cassie":
iAIN'T COMIN' NEITHA! lol

Signed,
"Cassie" n'em

"Lady Alana":
CASSIE, I am ROLLING!! I am with you!! LOL!

"Lady Karen Menifee-Bob":
I'm told this soooooo much...lol

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"Lady Evangelist Jackie Hill"
On da FB 11/16/11:

It doesn't cost a thing to smile!

Me/"Cassie":
WHY in da wuhl do you THINK iSmile
ALL da time, "Lady J"? As da sayin' goes:
"Money don't grow on trees," ya know!
It's just MADE out of 'em. HELLO! :)
#Stillsmiling

Because YOU started it,
"Cassie"

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"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell"
On da FB 11/16/11:

Angel Heart, may the most glorious blessing that God sends your way today dazzle your life until you shine like Moses did when he was on the mountain...humor intended...but seriously...stay blessed, sis!!!

Me/"Cassie":
iReceive it, Sis! iWill be razzlin'-n-dazzin' in the Glory of God,
while allowing Him to use me and my "rod"! WHAT?! lol

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From Me To "Lady Charlene D. Ayers" 11/16/11:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, "CraZy Texas woman wit' da GREAT sense o' humor"...Oops! Wait a minute. That's ME! lol J/k, Sis. :) "Enjerrrr"...iMean, ENJOY your "Celebrate Charlene Day" ('cause er'thang-n-er'body else can get in line fo' yo' attention on ANOTHA day)!

Hellerrrr. Halleluyerrrr.
Save me a piece o' cake, if da Spirit leads yerrrr. ;) **wink**

Wit' LOTS o' Love & BEST Wishes & Stuff,
"Cassie"

"Lady Charlene":
THANKS, Cassie!!

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":

((((((((((hugs))))))))))...
just in case you need one! Carry on... :)

Me/"Cassie":
((((((((((BIG HUGS))))))))))
iHope iDidn't SQUEEEEEEEEZE da
living daylights outta ya, Sis.
Uhm..."Lady Phebe"? Speak to me!
OMG! What have iDone to thee?
J/k...lol iAm NOT dumb...
just CraZy! Hehehehehe!

Love, "Cassie"

"Lady Phebe":
LOL Lady Cassie...
you give those hugs like Big Momma...
where you can't breathe! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Cassie":
iKNOW, right? iSO miss my "BIG MAMA"...iAin't lyin'!
**Oops! RIP...smh** iMean, iAin't playin'!
#BIGMAMA'sROCK4REALtho! :)

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Hey, You, OPT-IN for my (O)pening (P)ep (T)alk & (I)nspirational (N)ews!
(T)hanksgiving (W)eekend's (O)fficial STARTERS begin with (T)(W)(O)
STAPLES: Turkey & Football!

(T)hereby, (W)e - You & I - (O)ptimistically SAY,
Ya got it? GOOD. Now...Let's GO! lol

This is a PAID IN FULL Advertisement by Yahweh
(not to be UNwisely confused with Yahoo!)

"Cassie" NOTE:
Posted the same message above with a different twist on the FB Wall of
"Lady Evangelist Jackie Hill" 11/25/11

Preface:
"Hey, You (on behalf of #83...know him? lol)..."

'Cause iLove Ya & Stuff,
"Cassie"

"Lady J":
#83? Hmmm, I know him (her football-playing son Anthony) quite well...
and thank and glorify God for him every single day! Thanks, Woman of God! You're a blessing! Enjoy this beautiful day! Love & appreciate you!!!

Enjoyed the site (Cassandra Roberson-Kelley Enterprises website)...and will be using "Holy Is The Lamb" for the prayer line...THANKS, SIS!!!

"Cassie" NOTE:
She used it the very next morning, before the 6:30 A.M. prayer began. :)

"Lady Helene Green":
Let's watch some football!

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From Me To "Lady Evangelist Jackie Hill" On Her FB Wall:

"You make me SMILE."
Thanks, "Lady J"! :) xoxoxo

With an ATTITUDE of GRATITUDE,
"Cassie"

"Lady J":
Glory & Praises to our Father.
God bless you, sis, and thank you
for being a joy and blessing to so many!
Overflow!



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