Cassandra Roberson-Kelley Enterprises - "Giving back to God what He so graciously gave to me."
Cassie's Comedy Corner XIV
WARNING: Enter At Your Own Risk! LOL

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." ~Proverbs 17:22 (King James Version)

LAFFIN' To Da TUNE o' Deez JUNE TOONS!

Uh-Oh! "Madea" Is At It Again, Y'all! Quick...Call Da Po-Po! LOL

"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" aka My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.
Sharing a "Madea" Facebook Quote:

"Madea":
"Post another Picture of sneakers on
my (FB) wall!! Please. I dare ya!"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
I dare you too...

Me/"Cassie":
DON'T DO It, "Miss Celie"...
iMean, "Madea"! LOL

Runnin' To TAKE COVER
Wit' Da Quickness (iAin't Lyin'!),
"Cassie"

Sir Min. Nathan Johnson:
I know right!!!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
LOL Cassie/SKITTLES...
too, too funny.

Sir Hugh E. Mitchell (Sandy):
"Mr. Brown!! She got a gun!!!!!
She got a gun!!"
"Who...'Madea'?!"
"No!! Candy!!!!!" Lol

"Sweet Lady Candy":
@Sandy...Never underestimate
Candy!!!! LOL

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My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. Wants To Know If You Can Read This:

"Lady Pamela Glover-Tudman":
Wow, I could actually read this.

"Lady Fannie Byrd":
I can read this...very interesting.

Me/"Cassie":
Honey, iMastered This Chart
The Very First Time iReceived It
Via E-mail Once Upon a Time.
iCan Honestly Say...a Sista's Brain
Is Not THAT Strained That It
"Cain't" Contain & Maintain
The Art of Remaining Sane,

In Jesus' Name.
;) **wink**

Amazed By God: Creator of The Amazing Brain,
"Cassie"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
I can read it with no problem as well.
At 40 my brain is yet up and running well...Hallelujah.

"Cassie":
WhatThe40?! Uhm...NOT! lol

"Sweet Lady Candy":
I plead The 5th...ha....

"Cassie":
Yeah...RIGHT, Fo' Yo' OWN Protection! :) #I'mJustSayin'

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"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" Makes a Plea On da FB 06/12/12:

I just received my email saying the
semi-annual sale @ Bath & Body Works
is back. It's.about.to.go.down. But first...

Ushers, bring the baskets.
I need 25 people to sow into this.
There is a blessing with MY name on it...
but it's wrapped up in YOUR seed.
#gospelface

Come from all over the building.
I know you're in the house.
LOL!!

"Lady Laurette Bray Lewis":
U Silly Lol!

"Lady Keosha Middleton":
#JustPlainChurchy!!!!

"Lady Deidre Kennedy":
Lmbo! Too funny... (:

"Lady Crystal Renee'":
@Keosha: #exactly smh lol

"Lady LaKreiasha Wright":
 Yep, semi-annual sale goes down tomorrow!
Kre will be in the house.

Me/"Mama Cassie":
THUMP! **A Fainted Mama On da Flo'**

Thinkin' While (L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz: "iLuvz My Chile!"
"Mama Cassie"

"Lady Nedra Hardin":
Oh yeah, I'm about to hit up some OT (Overtime) to fund this event!!

"Lady Crystal Renee'":
I feel the testimonies will be
pouring in this year...

"Lady Kre":
Lol @ Crystal...

"Lady Stephinee Adams":
@ Keosha - you read my mind!!!

"Lady Crystal Renee'":
@Steph: You KNOW the saints can
find a word in anything! lol :)
Just wait until I actually get IN the store...
I SHALL be in the prophetic!

"Lady Steph":
I command a RELEASE even NOW!!! #gospelface

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"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" On da FB 06/13/12:

This is especially for a few of my friends and a couple family members...

Sir Gregory Alan Brown:
nO...mA'aM...(and a couple of family members)...NO NO NO NO LOL

"Lady Bernadette Owens":
LOL!!!!

Sir Hugh E. Mitchell aka "Sandy":
Mr. Brown!! Run, she got a gun!!!
She got a BIG gun!!!
No, Candy, back away from
the stupid people!!
Somebody get me some blessed water. Oh Lord! STOP setting her off!!
Candy, jail no good...

Don't do it. I don't need to see you on TV.
Po Po all around you! Lol

Sir Jessie Wayne Washington:
LOL!!!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
LOL Sandy! You are insane!
I'm good. I can handle Stupid people.
Now see, there you go messing with me again.
Leave me alone, Sandy...LOL

@Greg...LOL...I can't do you today!!!!!!! LOL LOL

Sir Hugh aka "Sandy":
You know, Candy, this is so funny. I was looking at this (profile) picture u got on fb & I said to myself: Self!? This look like the picture they took of her the last time we got her out for jacking up stupid people!! But it can't be, because I don't see the number!! You have a blessed day now! ♥

Me/"Cassie":
Allz iKNOW iz THIS:
Whilst iAM in jail (since iJust gotta go,
due to a particular set of UNforeseen
circumstances and technical difficulties
BEYOND MY control, etc. etc.),
DON'T y'all FORGET to write a sista!
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!

#HelpMeAGAINohLordJesus

Workin' On My PRAISE/PRISON BREAK Song List Like "Paul & Silas,"
"Cassie" aka Candy's "OTHA Half o' 'Paulina & Silasia'" (lol)

Acts 16:25-28
~King James Version~

"And at midnight Paul and Silas prayed, and sang praises unto God: and the prisoners heard them. And suddenly there was a great earthquake, so that the foundations of the prison were shaken: and immediately all the doors were opened, and every one's bands were loosed."

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Sandy...I'll deal with you on the phone/cell...lol

Sir Hugh aka "Sandy":
Oh Lord!!! That was not me. I didn't say nothing!!! It was self that said that!!! Man!! That's why you can't tell yourself nothing. I ain't talking to myself no more. Look at what happens when you do!! NO!! Go on NOW!! I don't know what she did with the number that was on that picture I aint got nothing to do with that NOW!! Lord, I'm about to do the Paul!! I'm about to kill me some self!! You know, that don't sound too good. Maybe I'll just put him in time out....See, Candy, I worked it out. You don't have to call! (Bad Self)!!! Lol ♥

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"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" Sharing On da FB
06/15/12:

Me/"Cassie":
I'll Take The "Real Friends" For 200, Alex
(Trebek...of The TV Game: JEOPARDY).
**In My BEST "Madea" Voice**
:) xoxoxo

Because "I Love You" 4Real & NOT 4Fake (Hellerrrr?!),
"Cassie"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Love you too, Sis...I know you the REAL DEAL....

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 06/18/12:
**Re: Her FAVOR-RIGHT (Favorite) Day of The Week...MONDAY!**

Mondays are awesome!
Rank right up there with sausage on a stick,
Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla ice cream,
watermelon, pickles and coffee for me!
Happy Monday to ya! :)

"Lady Tami Hayes":
And ribs on 4th of July...LOL!

"Lady Phebe":
Yes indeed, Tami!! :)










"Lady Ingrid Bisor Anderson":
lol!

Me/"Cassie":
And "Sheet Therapy" During "Deliverance Service"!
#LeaveMeAloneDoc

"Lady Phebe" aka "Dr. PMS":
LOLOLOLOLOLOL...whoo-hoo!!
Yes indeed, Lady Cassie! :)

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COGIC IMD Flyer
Being Circulated On da FB...
(Click On Image To Enlarge.)

Me/"Cassie":
See Ya There,
"Kingdom Kinfolks"!
Just DON'T Be ALL UP IN
a Sista's Way, Whilst I'm Gettin' My
"Victory Dance" On & Carryin' On
For The GOD Who Inhabits Our
"Praise & Worship" ALL The Day Long.
Ya Got It? GOOD.

Now...G'won On.
;) **wink**

Inviting YOU To "Watch & Help" ME
Praise HIM For US (lol),
"Cassie"

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From "Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" On My FB Wall...
Sharing The Fresh Fruit of Our Favor-Flavored Friendship
06/21/12:

"Friendship is a special kind of
sharing and I am lucky to
share that with you!"

I'm so happy we're friends...

Me/"Cassie":
Yes, Ma'am, "Sweet Lady Candy..."
aka My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.

**Watermelon-Flavored As Well...lol**

iThank GOD Our FATHER & CREATOR For Our SISTA-FRIENDSHIP
That HE Ordained. Therefore, Our Lives Will NEVA
Be The Same EVA Again. iLove You, Sis...
MUAH! :) xoxoxo

Holdin' Back Da TEARS So They Won't Fall
Into Da FRUIT,
"Cassie"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Haaaaaha...LOL. Too funny.
Yeah, 'cause it will make it salty!
And I don't like salty Watermelon! LOL

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"Lady Michelle Fisher" On da FB 06/27/12:

Good morning, fam,
have a wonderful Wednesday!
I tell you it's hot as fish grease here
in Ft. Worth...what sides do you want?
Lol...day of (music) students.

Make it a great day! Song:
"God don't need no matches.
He's fire (all) by Himself."
(The Late Rev.) James Moore
#aCOGICmoment

"Lady Minister Cynthia Diggs":
I cooked a WHOLE dinner outside,
before 10 am!

Good morning, Michelle Fisher! Make it GREAT!

Me/"Cassie":
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!
I'll Take Some Hush-Puppies, Cole Slaw & Corn-On-da-Cob
With My Fish, "Lady Michelle Fisher"! Oh, Yeah & SUPER-Size
My Ice Cold Lemonade Drank, Will Ya?
Wheeeew! **Smh**

Ain't "Tryna" Go 2 Hell 4NOBODY 4NO Reason WhatsoNEVA,
"Cassie"

"Lady Michelle":
@Cynthia...I know what you mean!
I might just have to make some sun tea...lol

@Cassandra...Sis, that's it.
I know there are going to be a whole lot
of orders...lol

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A "REAL TALK" Quote Shared By My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.
On da FB 06/27/12:

iRepeat...
"IT'S NOT ABOUT
WHO IS REAL TO YOUR FACE.
IT'S ABOUT WHO STAYS REAL
BEHIND YOUR BACK."

"Lady Bernadette Owens":
Say it again!!!!!!!!!!

"Lady Evangelist Kathy Bowman":
Repost.com

"Lady Pamela Grantham":
Well spoken...behind your back is when it matters most.

"Sweet Lady Candy":
@Pamela...So true. I'm SO TIRED OF FAKE AND TWO-FACED FOLK.
I'd rather be by myself! REAL TALK!

Me/"Cassie":
In Yo' Face, Behind Yo' Back,
On Yo' Side, On Yo' OTHA Side,
On TOP o' Yo' Head...But NEVA Under Yo' Feet,
THIS Sista-Girl Will ALWAYS Be REAL!
#DoNOTplayWit'MeNEITHAlol

Gettin' GREAT JOY Goin' Toe-To-Toe
With My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.,
"Cassie" aka Yo' S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. Too

"Sweet Lady Candy":
haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

YOU MAKE ME SMILE.
I know 3 people that REALLY
LOVE ME AND GOT MY BACK...
You, of course, Bunny aka Anita Traylor
and my friend for life,
Bernadette Owens.

You always know what to say, Friend.
Much love to ya.

"Cassie" NOTE:
**Praying** "Yahweh, Have Yo' Way..." :)



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