Cassandra Roberson-Kelley Enterprises - "Giving back to God what He so graciously gave to me."

Cassie's Comedy Corner XV

WARNING: Enter At Your Own Risk! LOL

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." ~Proverbs 17:22 (King James Version)


Crackin' UP & Soaring HIGH In da HOT & Steamy Month of JULY,
En Route To The Scorching Month of AUGUST Where,
Prayerfully, No One Will "BUST a GUT" AMONG US!

Okay...So, After iReturn From Attending The COGIC AIM Convention In
Birmingham, Alabama, Here Comes My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. On My FB Page:

"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" 07/11/12:

Yeah!!!!!!! My SKITTLES is back. Sure did miss you.
It seemed like you were gone 2 weeks. I hate I missed ur call.
Gotta hear about your trip and how much fun you had! Love ya.

Me/"Cassie":
Well...HOWDY There, "CONFECTIONERY PAR'NER IN CHRIST"! lol
It's MIGHTY GOOD To Be Back On TEXAS SOIL Once Mo' & Again! What a GLORIOUS Encounter of GOD'S DIVINE PRESENCE That iExperienced In The Midst of "SAINTS UNITED" - Where AGE & GENDER Made Absolutely NO DIFFERENCE! I Will Fill Ya In Later With More Details. Until Then...

STAY SWEET,
My (S)ister (K)eeping (I)n (T)ouch (T)o (L)ove, (E)ncourage & (S)upport!
MUAH! :) xoxoxo

Your S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. Too,
"Cassie"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Ok......Great, sounds good,
but did you hear me???
I said I miss you. I don't hear nobody!!!!!!!

"Cassie":
Uhm...iGot TWO (2) Ears, As Well As a
GOOD Pair o' "Spiritual Ears"!
So, YES, iHear You, "Boo" & iMiss You Too! UGH! lol **Smh**
#Callin'OnJesusComeInJesus

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Ha! Keep calling Him......

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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 07/10/12:

Happiness is waking up next to a
man who loves me unconditionally...
whew!! I came with a "no refunds,
no exchanges" tag...lol

"Lady Sarah Ransom":
Go on Phebe! I just love your comments about your husband!
You are loved!

Me/"Cassie":
After returning from COGIC AIM this past Sunday evening,
a Two-Night "Deliverance Revival Service"
- accompanied by "Sheet Therapy" -
let Mr. Kelley know that a sista (that would be ME...lol)
AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE!
#CarryOnDoc

Yet Whistlin' Whilst iWork da Work & Stuff,
"Cassie"

"Dr. PMS":
High-five, Lady Cassie!! Love it!

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"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley"
On da FB 07/13/12:

Good Mornting!!!
Come on & turn your nose up to 5 ppl & say, "My GOODNESS you smell..."
(then pause for dramatic effect, sprinkle
in the #gospelface...then say...)
"like FAVOR IS ON YOU!!!" hahaha
#laughterisgood

Have a great day!!

"Lady Nedra Hardin":
You need help!!

Me/"Mama Cassie":
My "Boo" ROCKS Continually! #Get'emCrystalReRe!

Lookin' Around Fo' da "5 ppl" iWanna Minister To (lol),
"Mama Cassie"

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Oooo-To-Da-Weeee!
HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
Sunday "MornTing" (07/15/12)
Was "What That Be"!

My Pastor, "The Right Reverend" Superintendent Robert L. Sample, "PREACHED da POOP STUFFIN'S"
Outta St. Matthew 4:8-10 (Along Wit' Several Otha Scriptures, Of Course),

From The Subject: "The Benefits of Worshipping God"

BABIEEEES, That Man "STOMPED da DEVIL'S HEAD" & Left Him Wit' da BIGGEST "MY GRAIN" **Play on da Word "Migraine" (Rememba Jesus's Parable 'Bout da "WHEAT & TARE"? lol) HEADACHE He DIDN'T See Comin'! :) #KaPOW!

Lovin' Me Some SOUND Teachin'/Preachin' & Reachin' Anytime,
"Cassie"

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"Lady Venice Wilson Johnson" On da FB 07/19/12:

Opportunities are out there. GO GET UM! SEIZE THE MOMENTS!
GET IT, GET IN, GET ON WITH IT!!!!!

Me/"Cassie":
YEEEESSSS, "Lady Venice..."!!! If THAT Dog Ain't ME...lol...Well,
NEVA Mind. Woof-Woof! & Vrrrroooom! Vrrrroooom!

Runnin' ALL ACROSS da "Fields" of Life With GOD By My Side,
"Cassie da CraZy Canine"

"Lady Venice":
Yessss, ma'am. And me as well. Enjoying Everyday Life.
Because, as you know...God did leave the gate open.

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Sir Caliphus Akuma On da FB
07/22/12:

Had Sunday School!
Now Time For Morning Worship.
My wonderful Pastor Robert Sample
will be preaching!

Me/"Cassie":
Oh, My, My! ANOTHA "Holy Ghost Surge"
Done Come UP-n-THROUGH da
"Church House" Once Mo' & Again!
YES, Sir!

iGive ALL Glory, Honor & Praise To God The Father & "Kingdom Kudos"
To Our Pastor/Supt. Robert L. Sample For "Moving OVA" To Allow "H. G."
(The Holy Ghost) To "Take OVA" The Service, Immediately After The Sanctuary Choir Sang My Song...da FIRST & ONLY Selection This
Here Morning: "Praise Ye The Lord" (From Psalm 150)!

BABIEEEES, We "Praised" HIM Fo' a GOOD Li'l While Too! But How Many
o' Y'all Know We STILL Got The Word of God PREACHED Unto Us On da
"Tail End" Too? lol Ain't That Right, Sir Caliphus Akuma? Yeeeeaaaah,
"Buddy"! \0/<--Getcho Hands Up & Do Yo' Dance...Once Mo' & Again,
Maaaan! DON'T Play Wit' Me Now! HA-GLORY! :)

Yet Rejoicing & Jumping UP-n-DOWN In My Spirit,
"Cassie"

Sir Frank A. Moland, III:
Caliphus Akuma, make sure you sit on the end next time,
so you won't run me and Cassandra Roberson-Kelley over...lol

"Cassie":
iHear Ya, Sir Frank Moland! But "Bof" (Both) o' Y'all iz...iMean "are"
ALRIGHT Wit' ME! Okay? Eventually, da Three (3) of Us
"(B)usted (A) (M)ove" In da Aisle. What iz YOU Talkin' 'Bout?
BAM! lol

Sir Frank:
Guilty as charged!!!! lol Cassandra Roberson-Kelley.

Sir Vencent Gardner:
Don't forget me. I had to give God the Glory.

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Apostle/Dr. Sylvia W. Cunningham Shares Her Bea-YOU-tiful Photo On da FB 07/23/12:

Apostle Sylvia Cunningham preaching at
Kingdom Temple in Raleigh, NC

"Lady Lenzia Sampson":
You look STUNNING, Apostle!
Love the color!

"Lady Nekisha Green":
Awww...I'm sorry I couldn't be there.

"Lady Celene Mickie":
Looking all pretty!!!

Me/"Cassie":
**Passed SLAP OUT On da Flo'...Due To
INSURMOUNTABLE TECHNICAL & PHYSICAL
Difficulties**

Believing GOD For My OWN Healing,
"Cassie" aka An AVID Supporter of "Dr. SWC"

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"Cassie" NOTE:
What iShare Below, Tho a Li'l Humorous, iAm TOTALLY Serious About It!

Sir Tyler Perry Via My E-mail Inbox & His Website 07/30/12:

Hey guys,

I live my life outside of the box because when I die they're going to put me into one!

Many times in this life, people will try to tell you what you can and cannot do. They will also try to tell you who you are and who you are not.

(Not the photo used w/msg.)

DON'T LET ANYBODY DEFINE YOU! When I was a kid, I had a teacher tell me that I would never be a millionaire because I was black and the system was set up to keep me down. This was a TEACHER! Can you believe that? I'm so glad that my little boy mind didn't accept that. I have often been told that I wouldn't make it because I was poor or because of the color of my skin. I had family members tell me I would never make it and my dreams would never come true for one reason or another... boy were they wrong. If I had listened to any of those voices I wouldn't be here writing this to you. Hear me when I say this to you: no matter what anyone says to you, LIVE YOUR LIFE!! Follow that still small voice inside of you. That is GOD's Holy Spirit and I think we all have the capacity to hear that voice. We just need to still ourselves to hear it. You must silence all the outside voices in order to hear THE voice. I try to stay as clear as I can so that I can hear it. It's not always easy, but necessary.

This is your life. Make decisions based on your own path. Let no one define it for you!

If you live the life everyone else wants you to live and you never live the life you want to live, then are you really living??

Life is so short...Live it to the fullest!!

Tell me what your life's dreams are.
Talk to me on the message board at tylerperry.com/talk

Me/"Cassie" 07/31/12:
**On his website...tylerperry.com/talk**

Greetings, Sir Tyler Perry, in ALL Your Royal Entrepreneurship! iCassie Do Hereby Decree
& Declare That iAm What GOD Says & Has Preordained That iBe. Da OTHA Folk That Say
or Think OTHAwise Are NOT The Ones Who Created Me, Nor Are They For Me. But WHATEVA, Tho. iStill Love 'em, 'Cause iAIN'T "Tryna" Miss Heaven OVA NONE of 'em.
The End ~Love, "Cassie"

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AUGUST ASSERTIVELY & AMBITIOUSLY SAYS...













Me/"Cassie":
**Gasps!** \0/<--HOLD UP! Wait Just a Cotton-Pickin', Pea-Snappin', Hog-Tyin', Chicken-Chasin', Cow-Milkin', Rabbit-Huntin' Minute! YOU Mean To Tell ME That "Yesterday" – da FINAL Day o' "Last Monff" (Month) – Died "Last Night"…Was Buried "Before Sunrise" On "This Morning" & Now AUGUST Done Popped Up On da Scene, ALL LARGE & IN CHARGE Already? WHAT The FUNyuns?! Looks Like JULY Done Said "GOODBYE!" & "Shot Us da Deuces" Wit' da Quickness! **Smh** Oh, Well…iWon't Complain; 'Cause da Way iSee It, NEXT In Line Is My Absolute FAVOR-RIGHT (Favorite) "Monff" o' da WHOLE Year…PERIOD. ;) **wink** #ComeOnFallSeason!

Embracing NEW MERCIES & Embarking Upon NEW OPPORTUNITIES,
"Cassie"

An Additional NOTE:
iCan See "Sweet September" Just Ova da Horizon & iThank God
The Father In Advance. Amen & Amen Again. :)

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LOOK OUT: THERE'S A NEW WORD SHERIFF IN TOWN!

Well, HOWDY, Folks!
How Y'all Are From Near & Far? It's ME: "Cassie The Cowtown Christian Cowgirl" Comin' Atcha Wit' Some "Ver, Ver" GOOD NEWS On This Here GOOD MORNING!
iWas Sittin' & Thinkin' 'Bout What I've Heard To Be The Longest Word Created In Song By Two Brothers, Richard & Robert Sherman,
Combining "Supercalifragilistic" & "Expialidocious" Into One Word:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
(In The 1964 Disney Film, "Mary Poppins").

What In da Turkey - Besides Cornbread Stuffin' - Does THAT Mean?
**Look It Up In Wikipedia...It'll School Ya On It...lol**

NEVAtheless, iMade Up One Longer Than THAT:
"Supercarnalfooleristicexperientiallydoofus"
Definition: ALL THINGS DA DEVIL!

Ya Got It? GOOD. That's All, Folks! Y'all Come Back Now...Ya Hear? :)
~Love, "Cassie"

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Sir Min. C. Ivan Johnson On da FB 08/03/12:

Everyone will not share with you in happiness for your success
and accomplishments. Who said they had to?
Learn to be happy for yourself...

Me/"Cassie":
Okay...YOU know what, Sir C. Ivan Johnson?
iCassie Have Got THIS One "Down Pat" &
On TOP o' THAT, iKeepz Hearin' da Song,

"Encourage Yourself"
(Recorded by The Tri-City Singers)

Waaaay Down In My Li'l "Sanctified Soul"!
iAIN'T Gotz NO Time To WAIT On
"Dem Dat HATE"!
Those Who LOVE Are Those Who "DOES"! lol

**Incorrect Grammar, Fo' SHO, But iKnow EXACTLY What iMean,
So WHATEVA, Tho!** Come On Outta Here! :) xoxoxo

Encouraging My OWNself: Enjoying JESUS & "Er'thang" Else,
"Cassie"

Sir Ivan:
:-)

"Cassie" NOTE:
Take a Listen To da Song Below & Let It Minister To Ya, Why Dont'cha! :)
Encourage Yourself
Donald Lawrence & Tri-City Singers: The Grand Finale
You need Flash Player in order to view this.

Verse 1:
Sometimes you have to encourage yourself.
Sometimes you have to speak victory during the test.
And no matter how you feel, speak the word and you will be healed;
Speak over yourself, encourage yourself in the Lord.

Verse 2:
Sometimes you have to speak the word over yourself.
Depression (or the pressure) is all around, but God is a present help.
The enemy created walls, but remember giants, they do fall;
Speak over yourself, encourage yourself in the Lord.

Bridge:
As I minister to you, I minister to myself.
Life can hurt you so, 'til you feel there's nothing left.
(No matter how you feel, speak the word and you will be healed).

Vamp 1:
Speak over yourself.

Vamp 2:
I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged.

Vamp 3:
I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged. I'm encouraged.

Vamp 2 / Vamp 3 / Vamp 2

Ending:
(Speak over yourself, encourage yourself in the Lord).

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Sir C. Ivan Johnson On da FB 08/06/12:

We encounter so many unhappy and stressed people daily. Consider how your smile, kind word, encouragement, witness or warm embrace can make a positive impact and deter someone from giving up on God, themselves, and life, or committing a crime?!

Me/"Cassie":
Sir C. Ivan Johnson, iCassie Have Committed Myself Daily To
Communicate WITH & Love ON Folks Via "Christianized" Comedy That
Will Comfort & Cheer 'em In da Most CraZiest-But-Caring Manner...
As Long As The "Christ" In Me Continues To Get The Glory. :)
**Cheezin' "As All Get Out"**

Because of Christ...For The Cause of Christ,
"Cassie"

Sir Ivan:
Absolutely!

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Sir Rev. John W. Delley On da FB 08/06/12:

God's whisper of comfort helps quiet the noise of our trials...
Now get some rest! In Jesus' Name!

Apostle William Thompson, Jr.:
THAT'LL PREACH!!!!!!!!

Me/"Cassie":
**After viewing his FB post that night...**

Thanks, "Sir Rev."
**Zzzzzzzzz...**

"Finna" SLEEP On It 4REAL
('Cause a Sista IS Stupid-Tired),
"Cassie"

"Lady Marlow Shields Talton-Jones":
Cassandra Roberson-Kelley, you truly need some rest.
You are crazy! (LOL) But I am with you, my sister.
The Bible calls it "sweet sleep".

"Lady Katrina Bryant Dawson":
Hey, "Bishop"! Thank you!

"Lady Kim Cook":
Good word...the God of all comfort!

"Cassie":
@ "Lady Marlow" - Da TRUTH Will DO Somethin' Fo' Me, Sis!
lol **"Sangin'"** "iAm FREE! Praise The LORD I'm FREE!
No Longer BOUND...No Mo' CHAINS Holdin' Me! My Soul
(and Body and Mind and "Er'thang" Else) Is RESTING.
It's Such a BLESSING. Praise The LORD!
Halleluyerrrr, I'm FREE!" :) xoxoxo

Because The "Sweet REST of GOD" Is "What THAT Be,"
"Cassie"

"Lady Marlow":
I am not dealing with you, Cassandra Roberson-Kelley, no ma'am.
I just AIN'T, especially with those notes you just hit! (LOL)

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You Are Cordially Invited...
08/07/12:

iDON'T Know About YOU, But iWILL Praise & Dance My Way THROUGH "The Valley of This Wicked World's ADO" Until iBUST INTO My Expected BREAKTHROUGH! "iHear The Music In The Air." Care To Join Me & Meet Me There? \0/<--Uhm...Where Iz Yo' "Dancin' Shoes"? :) #Let'sGO!

Gettin' My FEET "In Rhythm" With God's HEARTBEAT,
"Cassie"

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Sir Minister C. Ivan Johnson On da FB 08/10/12:
**The Day AFTER His Birthday**

THANK YOU EVERYONE! For your sincere and heartfelt Birthday Greetings via FB, text, and phone call! My heart is truly overwhelmed by your generosity in taking time out during your day to acknowledge my Birthday. I love and appreciate each of you, and I decree and declare that you would be overtaken by the abundant blessings of the Lord! People have asked me how do I feel to have turned 29, and all I can say is:

I'M GLAD I DON'T LOOK LIKE WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!!!!

"Lady Joyce Love":
Happy belated birthday, Minister Ivan!
May God bless you with many more to come.

Sir Ivan:
Thank you!!!!

"Lady Marica Chisolm":
Happy, happy birthday.

Me/"Cassie":
O-To-Da-M-To-Da-G, Sir C. Ivan Johnson!
iMissed Leaving THEE a Bea-YOU-tiful
B-Day Greeting From ME!
Oooo...Lawd o' Mercy. Now That iTHINK
About It...I'll Be 29 + 20 Years (Total: 49)
Next "Monff" (Month)! **Smh...Sigh**
Okay, okay. Lemme Concentrate on YOU! lol
"Happy Belated-But-Bountifully Blessed-
NEVAtheless Birthday" To Ya,
My "Kingdom Brotha & Friend"!

Let da Party Continue! MUAH! :) xoxoxo

Wit' LOTS MO' Love & BIG-TIME Wishes & Stuff,
"Cassie"

"Lady Tayisha Winston":
Happy birthday, Minister! Hope your day was a blessing like you are!

Sir Justin Williams:
Happy birthday, bro! I hope you enjoyed it, and you have to charge
this one to my head and not my heart. Be blessed!

Sir Ivan:
Thank you all!!!! Love you much!!!!

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"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" aka My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.
Comically Casing OUT & "CleanTing" UP On da FB 08/10/12:

Be careful...while you talking about someone...
someone is talking about you.
Me/"Cassie":
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!
NOT Just "a Few" of 'em, But "a Lot" of 'em! WOWzers! :) #I'mDone

Leaving Da REAL Judging To The Honorable "Judge Jesus,"
"Cassie"

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"Lady Dr. (P)hebe (M)oore (S)immons"
On da FB 08/15/12:

Thankful for peace of mind this morning...
just happy to be breathing!
Happy Wednesday to all you
beautiful people! :)

Me/"Cassie":
"Happy WONDER-Filled, WIDE-Eyed
WEDNESDAY Morning" To You, "Dr. PMS"!

(P)lease (M)ake (S)ure To (P)lay (M)y (S)ong:
"(P)raising (M)y (S)avior"...Oops! The Actual Title Is
"Blessed Assurance" (Same "Thang"! lol) In The Key of (P):
(P)eace of (M)ind & (S)oul. Ya Got It? GOOD. :)
#CarryOn

One of a (P)lethora of (M)embers Aboard Your (S)hip,
"Cassie"

"Cassie" NOTE:
That's "Crew Members" On da "Friend Ship"...lol

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My "Straight From da Hip"
FB Comment 08/15/12,
Regarding This "Pretty Pic" of
"Lady Evangelist Jackie Hill":

**Amongst Others' Comments, Of Course...**

\0/<--("KaPOW!")
OMGlasses, "Lady J"!
You're Such a "KNOCK-OUT" Until
You Almost KNOCKED One o' My
"Four-Eyes" OUT! lol
#WhatTheFUNyuns!

Temporarily In Recovery...With SWEET JESUS Right By My Side,
"Cassie"

"Lady J":
THANK YOU ALL!!! On another note:
MAY GOD'S CHOICE BLESSINGS & FAVOR FIND A RESTING PLACE
IN YOUR LIFE!!!! LOVE YOU ALLLL!!!!!

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Sir Rev./Pastor Benjamin Garrett Circulates Flyer Below
On da FB 08/15/12:

Click On Image To Enlarge.

Me/"Cassie":
HEADS (& WINGS) UP, Sir Rev./Pastor Benjamin Garrett:
A Sista (That Would Be ME...lol) Will Need PLENTY o'
DANCIN'-n-SOARIN' Room @ "Da Cathedral"!
K...Thanks. :) #ThatIsAll

MOUNTED UP & "Ret" To GO HIGHER In The LORD 4REAL,
"Cassie"

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So, As iAm About To Log Off da FB Past 11:30 P.M. 08/15/12,
"Lady Phebe Moore Simmons" Is On Sharing This Li'l Tid Bit:

Random thought as I head to bed:
Why are Hollywood actors/actresses and
football players in all the Depends
(adult diapers) commercials lately?
Just wondering...

Sweet dreams to ya!

"Lady Kimberly Jones-Welch:
Bahahahaha! OMG! I was wondering
the same thing. Too funny. :)

"Dr. PMS":
LOL! Glad I'm not the only one wondering, Kimberly... :)

Me/"Cassie":
Hollywood is runnin' outta FRESH ideas these days; and uhm...
"DEPENDS"/DIAPERS "lock and seal" my point right on da BUTT...
iMean, right on da MONEY! lol

Wonderin' Why iKeep Foolin' Wit' "Dr. PMS" Like iDo,
"Cassie"

"Dr. PMS":
LOLOLOL Lady Cassie!! I see...good answer! :)

"Cassie" NOTE:
Ahem...There Is Absolutely NOTHING Wrong With The Above PRODUCT
At All, If Ya Ask ME & The "PUNCH LINE" iAdded To The Joke Is
Strictly For Laughs, People! "Enjerrrr"...iMean, ENJOY! :)

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"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell" On da FB 08/22/12:

Click On Image To Enlarge.

Me @ www.totalpraise360.com
I LOVE WHAT I DO!!

Sir Johnnie Murray:
Work, my Sister!!! WORK!
God is good...

"Lady WB":
I have sooooo much fun,
and knowing that so many people are
being blessed is my reward!

Me/"Cassie":
ROCK ON, "(M)adam (M)entor"!
It's "WBMM" (Wanda Bell) ON Yo' RADIO Dial &
She's "Mmm-Mmm" GOOD! :) #KaPOW!

SO "Ver, Ver" GODLY-PROUD
(Humbly Speaking, Of Course),
"Cassie"

"Lady WB":
Cassandra Roberson-Kelley...ROFL!!!
**"(R)olling (O)n da (F)loor (L)aughing"**

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"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell" On da FB 08/28/12:

Lord, please lead me. Guide. Instruct.
Don't want to make a move without YOU!!!
Have a great day, fam!! 1 day before my birthday!!!

"Lady Pastor Sarah Ransom":
YAY!!!!!!

Me/"Cassie":
iSO Miss You, "Madam Mentor"!
iPray That The Lord Will HEAR & ANSWER
Your HEART'S CRY, As You Embark Upon ANOTHA Birthday With FORTITUDE & FIYAH!
:) xoxoxo

Lovingly & Respectfully,
Your Mentee "Cassie"

"Lady WB":
Thanks, sis! I still want my birthday wish tomorrow too...lol

"Cassie":
iGOTCHOO! Hellerrrr...How're Yerrrr? lol

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The Case Of "Lady Phebe" & Her
"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 08/28/12:

Feeling spontaneous today...whoo-hoo!
Watch out now! LOL

"Lady Tina Person":
High-five!

"Lady Tami Hayes Curry":
High-Five! LOL!

Me/"Cassie":
\0/<--("Tryna" Flag Ya Down Wit' da Quickness)
DON'T Do It, "Miss Celie"...iMean, "Lady Phebe"! LOL

Ova Here "On Pins & Needles" & "Finna" Call On Jesus,
"Cassie"

"Dr. PMS":
LOLOL Lady Cassie!! It's all good...might end up on the evening news,
but it's all good! LOL












"Cassie":
Go With GOD, Sis.
iSaid: Go WITH God!

Ya Got It? GOOD.
;) **wink**

"Dr. PMS":
Yes indeed...lololol

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After STUMBLIN' 'Cross This STUNNIN' Pic Of My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.
**One o' da Chosen Profile Pics From Her FB Photo Album**

"Lady Sonja Curry":
Loving it!

"Lady Jolene Drummond":
Beautiful!!!

Sir Rev. John W. Delley:
She aiight!
**a'ight**

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you, Baby girl....
Thank you, Jolene. Nice of you to say.
And John................................................Lol!

Sir "Rev.":
You should know I'm over here krackin' up...
b/cuz you are ignoring me on purpose....lmbo!
**(l)aughing (m)y (b)utt (o)ff!**

"Cassie" NOTE:
Uhm...fo' clarity, my li'l inserts in "blue writing" is fo' dem dat might be
dumbfounded and discombobulated 'bout dat kinda lingo.
ijs **(I)'m (j)ust (s)ayin'**

"Sweet Lady Candy":
No, sir!!!! You fill in the blanks!!!! Lol!

Sir "Rev.":
I'm laughing so hard...'cuz I know you!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
I know you do! Man, I'm at work and these people looking at me like I lost it. I'm laughing too, 'cause I know you know!!!!!! Almost on the floor.

Sir "Rev.":
I'm laughing so hard, my dog looked at me and
rolled over on his back and went to kicking...
you are hilarious!!!!!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
I'm through!!!!!!!!
They gone send me to the nurse!

Sir "Rev.":
lmboooooooooooooooo!

Sir Andrew Calhoun:
Looking good...

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you, Sir....

Sir Kenneth E. Anderson:
I JUST LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL SISTER...
ALWAYS LOOKING GREAT.

"Lady Crystal Danzey":
I love and miss that lady in this pic!!!

"Lady Joan Upshaw":
Gorgeous picture, Candy!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you my brother, Kenneth.
I love you as well.
Thanks for the compliment.

@ Joan...thank you very much
for the compliment.

@ Crystal...baby girl, awwwww.
I miss you too and sure do love ya.

Hopefully, I will see you at the Conference next week.

"Cassie" NOTE:
She's referring to the S.O.A.R. II Conference in Dallas, TX.
**See the "Scheduled Events" page.**

"Lady Cora 'Vern' Carter":
Sharp. Love that outfit and hat!

"Lady Sheila Terry-Cook":
Looking good!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you, Vern, very much.
@ Sheila...thank you, Lady.

"Lady Bernadette Owens":
Okay!!!

"Lady Min. Marion Hammonds":
BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Sir Bert Cross:
State Mama!

"Cassie" NOTE:
**In OTHA Words: "State Mother" or "General Supervisor of Women"
Within da State Jurisdiction...lol**

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you guys so much!

"Lady Michelle Vinson-Seeden":
Glamorous.

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you, Lady!

"Lady Cheryl Vinson":
Girl, now that is a sharp pic! You go ahead.

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Thank you, Cheryl!!!! Smiling.

Me/"Cassie":
"CAIN'T BREAVE!" (Bea-YOU-tifulness Takes My "Bref" Away & Stuff!)
**Gaspin'-n-Carryin' On**

Solicitin' YO' Prayers & GOD'S Oxygen Even Now,
"Cassie"

"Sweet Lady Candy":
Lol! You are just too funny!!!!! Thank you, Friend!!! Wow!

"Lady Sandra Taylor":
Always GORGEOUS!!!

"Sweet Lady Candy":
@ Sandra...Thank You.

What a compliment! Smiling again.

.......CCC.......

"Lady Evangelist Dr. Mary White"
On da FB 08/28/12:

The girls are back in school, and I just had breakfast, and now baking a five-layer cake.
Thank God for strength.

"Lady Stacy Henderson":
Save me some cake. :)

"Mama White":
Wow, it is smelling up the house.
Ooh, so good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Lady Latashia J. Southall":
Wow, cake for me too!

"Lady Missionary Michelle Echols":
Me too!!! You can bring my slice with you.

Me/"Cassie":
Uhm..."Mama White"! LOOKA Here:
After This Here (S.O.A.R.) Conference
I'll Be "Sangin'" In For Three (3) Nights
STRAIGHT, That There Cake Will SHO' Go
Nice Wit' a Cold Glass o' Milk or Coffee
**EITHA One...DON'T Make NO Difference!**
So, Hook Me UP On Sunday. Ya Got It?
GOOD. :) xoxoxo

Gotz To SOAR UP On Outta Here,
"Cassie"

"Mama White":
I left the bowl for the girls to finger-lick, just in case I take the
cake away. No, I won't do them that way.

"Cassie":
**Praying**
Lord, "Turch" (Touch) "Mama White" Even Now &
Bless Her Mind In THIS Hour. lol

"Mama White":
I got a big laugh, and I sure will try to make sure
all get some of this sweet love cake.

.......CCC.......

"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 08/28/12:

Well, I'm an official video girl...lol...we didn't
have to do any retakes or start-overs...yep,
said all my lines perfectly the first time. Whoo-hoo! No autographs, please! LOLOLOLOLOL

Me/"Cassie":
NO Autographs?
How 'Bout POLYGRAPHS?
#iWantsDaTruth

"Dr. PMS":
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...it was a video shoot on homelessness...all legit...
no worries, Lady Cassie! :) No need to raise money for
my bail..............................yet!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

"Lady LaToya Owens":
Uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No. lol

.......CCC.......

"Lady Psalmist Stephanie 'Queen' Dotson"
On da FB 08/28/12:

I love me some Stephanie Dotson.
Me and all my fluffiness. lol
Appreciate and love others; however,
don't forget to love on you!!!

You know you and what you like,
so do it up for you! You deserve it;
if you don't, lol I do!

"Lady Jeleesa 'LovingmesomeJesus' Bellow":
I love me sum u too lol!!!

"Lady Stephanie":
I love you more!!!

Me/"Cassie":
\0/<--WHAT Then, "Your Royal Queenship"?!
iAm WHO iAm Because "I AM" Is! DON'T Play Wit' Me, "Lady Stephanie"!
We Gotz To (B)ust (A) (M)ove "Up In This Piece"! BAM!
Let's DO This...If Ya Can HANDLE This! :) xoxoxo
#BelieveThis!

In ALL My CraZiness (But WHATEVA, Tho...lol),
"Cassie"

"Lady Stephanie":
lol...Cassie, what am I gonna do with you?

"Cassie":
Love ON Me & Stick WITH Me! lol

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"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell" On da FB 08/28/12:








Getting ready to celebrate on the eve of (day before) my birthday!!
Pink, orange, gold, black??...I don't know what color to wear,
but whatever I choose, you know I'm gonna rock some
6" stilettos...ttyl **(t)alk (t)o (y)ou (l)ater**

Sir Johnnie Murray:
Rock on, Sis.
Celebrate International Elder Lady Bell in HIGH FASHION!!! :)

Me/"Cassie":
**By the time iComment on this post, "da Spirit of Sleep" hits me.**

**Seein' In "My Mind's Eye" How "Lady da WANDAful Bell" aka "Madam Mentor" Will Be Ringin' & Soundin' LOUD, While Steppin' HIGH & Lookin' All "Stilettofied"...lol** iSuggest You Wear a CLOAK of MANY COLORS To Say, In OTHA Words: "Hello, WORLD! Ta-da! 'Taste The RAINBOW'!" Huh? No? Really? Oh...Well, Like iSaid, It Is What "iSuggest"! It AIN'T Somethin' Somebody Had Sittin' Ova Yonda Somewhere "Written In Stone" & Stuff. Shoot! **Smh** J/k...lol #RockANYthangSis!

Supposin' iMight Oughta Shut Up & Get Some Sleep (lol),
"Cassie"

iSecond My OWN Motion...Emotionally. #Zzzzzzzz

"Lady Marlow Shields Talton-Jones":
**In My FB Inbox The NEXT Day**

Go to bed! Thank you! (LOL) :)
WOOOO!

"Cassie":
Hehehehe! \0/<--Uhm...I iz WIDE Awake Now, Sis!
Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout Up In Here, On da FB? LOL

"Lady Marlow":
Listen here, go to bed now!
I am not going to repeat myself!
If I have to tell you again, girl...(LOL)

"Cassie":
But I Gotta GET UP & AT IT Sometime or 'NOTHA, "Lady Marlow"! LOL
It's ALL GOOD & It's ALL GOD, Sis.
Come On Outta Here!

"Lady Marlow":
Okay, but please do not run over anyone! (LOL)

"Cassie":
Ahem...iAm Collecting "Material" Off da FB To Add To My Personal Website. So, iGuess YOU iz Gon' Be On My "Cassie's Comedy Corner XV" In a Few. LOL

"Lady Marlow":
Oh, no, ma'am! I am telling the Lord on you!
I am ducking for cover! Love you...
off to the dentist! UGH!

"Cassie":
Ha-Ha-Ha! You iz SAFE IN HIS ARMS, Sis.
Be Blessed & We'll "Chat" Again Soon!
Smooches & Stuff! :) xoxoxo

.......CCC.......

Just As iAm About To Log Off da FB, iRun Upon This Post
Shared By "Lady Psalmist Kristle Murden" 08/28/12:

I love beautiful sites around the world. My goodness!
Lord...I stand in awe of you!

Me/"Cassie":
**Passes SLAP OUT!** #JesusBeALifeguard

Safe In His Arms,
"Cassie"

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From Me To "Madam Mentor"
On Her Birthday 08/29/12:

To My Bea-YOU-tiful
"Force-To-Be-Reckoned-With"
KINGDOM SISTA-FRIEND,
IRON SHARPENER IN THE SPIRIT &
WORSHIP MENTOR,
"Lady da WANDAful Bell"
of Wanda Bell Ministries &
AOW (Ascriptions Of Worship):

Happy Birthday To You & Many, Many, Many, Many More!
In OTHA Words: Loooooooonnnnnnnng Live "The Lady Bell"!
Rrrrring! Rrrrring! MUAH! :) xoxoxo

Wit' LOTS o' Love & BEST Wishes,
Along Wit' BUNCHES o' Hugs, Tickles & Kisses (lol),
"Cassie"

"Madam Mentor":
Thanks, Songbird!!! You always bring a smile to my face!
Thanks again for the birthday blessings!

**Then, Later On...**

"Lady WB" On da FB:
Smiles, tears of joy, dancing, and laughter
is going on over here in Arlington (TX)
because of these wonderful birthday wishes!
God gave me life and I'm living it!

Thanks a million! YOU ALL are making my day
so far a most special one!! I LOVE YOU!!!!

Money, gifts, cards, flowers, text messages,
phone calls, wishes on FB....OMG!!
This has been an awesome day...
Best birthday of my life ever!!!!!
And the evening is still not over!!!!

Thanks for all of your wishes and prayers.
You sure know how to make a girl smile!!
I will respond to each one of you!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!!!!



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