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"Giving back to God what He so graciously gave to me."
Cassie's Comedy Corner XVII
WARNING: Enter At Your Own Risk! LOL
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." ~Proverbs 17:22 (King James Version)
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"My Soul Looks Back & Wonder How iGot Over"
To Rediscover The More Reason To Be
THANKFUL & CHEERFUL
In November
My Birthday Greeting To "Lady Minister Cynthia 'Cyndi' Diggs"
On da FB 11/02/12:

"On this special day...
As you celebrate your Birthday...
Here's wishing for a whole lot of
sweet surprises to come your way
today & always!
Happy Birthday
to you!"
Ahem...
**Clearin' My "Throak" & Carryin' On**
Singing The LAST Line Of...

"Happy BIRTH Day, Dear "SMACK-DOWN Evangelist" Who Has ABSOLUTELY NO Mercy On da Demonically ADVERSARIAL Forces of Darkness Who ATTEMPT To SHAKE UP Her World Without NOBODY's Permission (Unless GOD ALLOWS It, Of Course), Knowing ALREADY That They AIN'T Gon' Get AWAY Wit' It NO Way & NO How...So Why Bother MESSIN' Wit' My 'Kingdom Sista-Friend Lady Cynthiaaaaa'!!! Wheeeew! **Breave** (Breathe) Happy BIRTH Day Tooooo a-Youuuuu!" **Ending On a Note SO High, Ya Gotz To Catch It In da SPIRIT Realm To Hear It! lol**
iHope Ya Like LEMON CAKE, Sis. **Yum-Yummy!**
"Enjerrrr...iMean, ENJOY! :) xoxoxo
Wit' LOTS o' Love & BEST Wishes & Stuff,
"Cassie"
"Lady 'Cyndi'":
I love IT!!! Thanks, Lady Cassandra Roberson-Kelley!
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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons"
On da FB 11/05/12 Late Night:
Sweet dreams to ya! :)
Me/"Cassie":
Dream Sweet, "Doc"...Zzzzz.
"Lady Phebe":
That is the plan, Lady Cassie! Thanks!
**The Very Next Day...11/06/12**
Good morning!! I'm one happy woman this morning!! Got all excited
when my alarm went off and I realized I wasn't dreaming...I'm alive!!!
I just love waking up! Happy Tuesday to ya!! :)
Me/"Cassie":
"Happy TRIUMPHANT Devil's-TAIL-Kickin' TUESDAY" To Ya, "Lady Phebe"!
Whoo-Hoo! #THROWEDoff4JESUS!
TAKIN' It To da Whole Wide World TOO (lol),
Yo' CraZy "Kingdom Sista-Friend Cassie"
(WHATEVA!)
"Lady Phebe":
LOL! Well, alrighty then!! Love it, Lady Cassie! :)
"Cassie":
SMOOCHES, Sis! Now...Let's DO This!
;) **wink**
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"Lady Felicia L. House" On da FB 11/06/12:
"I Voted!"
I is smart, I is kind, I is important!!!
Me/"Cassie":
Hehehehe! Now, THAT's a GOOD'n!
You SHOLE iz, "Lady Felicia L. House"!
You SHOLE iz. ;) **wink**

Ova Here "SKI"-ing,
**Bein' (S)mart, (K)ind & (I)mportant 2**
"Cassie"
"Lady Felicia":
Thanks, Lady Kelley! That made my day!!!
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"Lady Minister Cymien 'Cym' Hughes" On da FB 11/06/12:

Don't SKIP the polls today just because you are accustomed to skipping out on most things in life that are important. Such as when you touch the basket at church and skip in giving an offering, skip church, skip choir rehearsal, skip work, skip being a mother, skip being a father, skip being a wife, skip being a husband, skip paying that electric bill, etc. etc.!
Today is not the day to skip and make it up later!
GET UP AND GO VOTE! And take some of your skipping buddies with ya!
**A few comments later...**
"Lady Dr. James Etta Jackson Hughes":
**Mother of Cymien Hughes**
You are so right, hon. Lol!!!
Me/"Cassie":
**Singing a capella 'til "Lady 'Cym'" gets on da organ
and gimme Ab...lol**
"Skip, Skip...Skip To da Polls! Skip, Skip...Skip To da Polls!
Skip, Skip...Skip To da Polls! Skip To da Polls, My Darlings!" ;) **wink**
Wonderin' Why iKeepz Foolin' Wit' This Sista-Girl (Smh),
"Cassie"
"Lady James Etta":
@ CK, you are hilarious.
You must sing it to me the next time I see ya. :-)
"Cassie":
Gotcha...Halleluyerrrr & God Bless Yerrrr! :) xoxoxo
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Guess What, "Peeps"?
i(C)an (A)lways "(N)ail" (D)own da (Y)umminess
**Yes, That's a Word...lol** of My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.'s Worth & Value
As Our HEAVENLY FATHER Reveals It To Me...Even If It Means
"Hammering" Some Sense Into a Sista's "Head" Occasionally,
For GOOD Measure. Hey, But Ya Gotta Admit One Thing:
"O How SWEET It Is!" iKNOW, Right?
Of Course. ;) **wink**
Lovin' My "Kingdom Assignment" (lol),
"Cassie" aka "Candy's S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. Too"
Roses Are Red, "CANDY" Is SWEET. Between The Two of Them, SHE Is Mine To KEEP. **Uhm...That's Because "Live" Flowers DON'T Last As Long As Our SISTA-FRIENDSHIP. \0/<--Hello Here! WHAT?! iLove You & iMiss You, "Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton"! **iWill Not Cry. iWill NOT Cry. iWill...i...Sniff-Sniff. Oh...NEVA Mind!** #GotKleenex?
STOPPING By To SEE You SMILE,
"Cassie" aka Your "S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. SURPRISE" (lol)
"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell":
Way too sweet!!!
Me/"Cassie":
It's HER Fault, "MADAM MENTOR"!
iTake NO Responsibility For It WHATSONEVA!
If There Was a Law AGAINST Being SO SWEET,
You & iWould Be Visiting HER In Jail!
I'm Just Sayin'. **Sigh...Smh**
"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton":
**Much later...**
Awwwwwww...Just now seeing this. Been busy at work all day.
How wonderful is this??? As stated, you are so creative and more than that, you let it be known that you love and appreciate your friend and Sis, and your SKITTLES. The feeling is mutual. "DITTO" I LOVE IT! Thank You, my SKITTLES, My FRIEND. Love you dearly.
"Cassie":
It's OFFICIAL: "I'm Stuck." What Else Can iSay...or Do?
#StayTuned2FindOutLol
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From Me To Sir Elder Gerald Pace On da FB 11/07/12:
iCassie Do Hereby Decree & Declare That YOU, Sir Elder Gerald Pace, In ALL Yo' "Royal Kingmanship" (lol), iz BETTA Than BLESSED "Up In This Piece" - Celebrating Yo' B-Day IMMEDIATELY AFTER "E-Day" (Election Day)! Ain't GOD iz GOOD? Well...Uhm...SHO' HE iz! Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout Up In Here, On da FB?! Do NOT Play Wit' ME On 2Day, Sir...Unless We Playin' CHURCH 'Til We "Ain't Playin' NO MO'" (Rememba "Pastor Shirley Caesar's" Story of Her Biological Sister Ann N'em? lol)

Okay. I'm Gon' Leave a Brotha Alone.
Be SAFE, Be ENCOURAGED & Most Importantly, BEHAVE!
Ya Heard Me? **Smh**
Wit' LOTS o' Love & BEST Wishes & Stuff,
"Cassie"
Sir Gerald:
LOL!!!!!!!!!! Thanks so much, Cassie!
You got me cracking up thinking about Shirley and Ann falling out
in the back yard like I used to do!
"Cassie":
Question: "Can da CLOCK Be Rewind?" I'm Just Askin'. **Sigh**
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Me/"Cassie" On da FB 11/09/12:
Uhm...With ALL Due Respect,
Sir Apostle Cedric Adams,
There Is ENTIRELY TOO MUCH
"Handsomeness" Goin' On Ova Here,
On This Here Profile Pic of Yours, Sir.
I'm Just Sayin'. **Smh**
#Nothin'Further
Noticin' My "Transition Lens" Darkening Due To BRIGHT Light,
Your "Kingdom Sista Cassie"
Apostle:
Lol You are entirely too kind! Always so nice!
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"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" On da FB 11/09/12:
My nostrils have #flatlined - at Saint Louis Zoo.
Me/"Mama Cassie":
**Cough-Cough**
iCan ONLY Imagine...and Leave It At THAT.
Praise God, Thanking Him
"IN ALL THINGS"...Of Course. lol
Take LOTS o' Pictures, "Boo"!

If Not THERE, Then SOMEWHERE During Your "Ver, Ver" SPECIAL Visit
To See "Louis da Saint"! Hehehehe! iKNOWright?
Yo' CraZy-But-Lovin' Mother of Nearly 27 Years (Hello Here!)
"Mama Cassie"
"Lady Micole W. Giddings":
@ Cassandra Roberson-Kelley, U may not know me, but u are hilarious.
I love the relationship that u and Crystal have.
#pricelesstimes
"Mama Cassie":
Thank You EVA (Ever) So Kindly, "Lady Micole"! :)
**Blushin'-n-Carryin' On**
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"Lady Lureda Brackens" On da FB 11/09/12:

To ALLLLLL the pending friend request, that's been waiting patiently for
months to be added...CONTINUE, as I wait on the Spirit to MOVE me to
press the "Confirm" or "Not Now" button.
Thank you in advance! Lol
Me/"Cassie":
Speaking From PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, Being "Holy" SPIRIT-LED
Saves One a LOT o' Headaches, Heartaches & Pure DRED! **Smh**
~Signed, "Cassie The OVAcomer"
**DREAD...Not "Dred" As In "Dred-Locks"! lol**
"Lady Lureda":
I was about to ask, "Can I get a Witness?"
And you, being the effective witness you are, beat me to the punch!!!!
GOD BLESS U, SIS. CASSANDRA!

"Lady Cheri Thomas Davis":
I do the same thing. Just keeping it real.
"Lady Angela Willis":
Girl, you are sooo funny!
"Lady Lureda":
Thanks, Angela. I tend to think so too!! lol
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Sir Michael T. Blackmon
On da FB 11/09/12:
Today's Thought ~
"Before You Let The Devil Win,
Go Back and Pray Again."
"Cassie" NOTE:
Notice The Misspelling of "Liar"...
Me/"Cassie":
You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, Sir, Because a "LAIR" Is a "WILD ANIMAL'S Resting Place, esp. one that is WELL hidden"...(Supposedly). Yeah...He Is SNEAKY & CONNIVING, As He PLANS & PLOTS His EVIL STRATEGIES To "STEAL, KILL & DESTROY" (According To St. John 10:10) In The DARKNESS of SIN! Oh, But Touch Yo' Neighbor & Tell 'em, "He 'CAIN'T' HIDE Nor ABIDE 'Invisibly' From GOD ALMIGHTY'S EYESIGHT, Which CLEARLY SEES ALL Things & Creatures 'Visibly'!" #KaPOW!
A CHAMPION For CHRIST Who's FIGHTING a Defeated FOE,
"Cassie": GOD'S "Kingdom Warrior"
P. S. "Satan Is ALSO a LIAR & The Father of LIES!"
(See St. John 8:44)
The End
Sir Michael:
Cassandra Roberson-Kelley, Tell on that rascal and show him up!!!!!!!
Daughter! You just alright with me...Glory!
"Cassie" NOTE:
LOL...(L)aughing at (O)l' (L)ucifer, "IN YO' FACE", Devil!
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"Lady Candice Morton"
On Her Mom's ("Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton's) FB Page
11/12/12
"Cassie" NOTE:
She Also "Tagged" Sir "Rev. Dr."
John Delley With This...lol
Me/"Cassie":
Ova Here Scheduling My
EMERGENCY "40-Day Fast"...Smh
#PrayWithMeSirRevDrJohnDelley!

BEAR'n One Another's BURDENS & Fulfilling CHRIST'S Law,
Candice's & Candy's "Kingdom Kinfolk Cassie"
"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton":
Lol!!!!!!! This would be me!!!!!! Haaaaaaaahaaaaaa.
"Lady Candice":
I knew you would like that!!!! LOL...But mom, I know it is not that funny!
"Sweet Lady Candy":
Yes, it is. I'm still laughing.
"Lady Candice":
I know you are. Where is Latricia "Nissie" Burks!!!!
Stop Laughing, Mother!!!!!
Sir "Rev. Dr." John W. Delley:
Too funny...my peeps are krazy!
"Sweet Lady Candy":
I know...John, this is really me....
"Lady Nina Harvey":
I called you the other day...ummmmm, waiting on a callback...ijs
**I'm just saying.**
"Lady Candice":
Nina, she takes forever to call people back. lol
"Sweet Lady Candy":
I'm sorry, Nina. Miss Morton...I don't need you answering for me!!!!
I don't hear nobody!!!!! I be busy and "thangs"!
Nina, ima call you today!!!!
Be quite, Canfice....
"Lady Candice":
Oh, ok I will, but who is "Canfice"?

"Cassie":
Hmmm...Okay. Lemme See:
"...quite Canfice" Reminds Me of
The "Mother Goose" Nursery Rhyme
That Says, "Mary, Mary, 'Quite Contrary'.
How Does Your Garden Grow?"
Etc. Etc.
SO Then, "Lady Candice", iz...iMean,
Is Yo' Mama "Tryna" Say (Without
ACTUALLY Comin' On Out & Sayin' It)
That YOU Are "Quite Contrary"?
iGuess "Canfice" Might Be ANOTHA Way o' Puttin' "Blinds" On da "Sichashun" (iMean, Situation...Ya See What iJust Did Right There? lol). #GoFigure ~Yo' CraZy-But-Lovin' "Kingdom-Aunt Cassie"
"Lady Candice":
No, she was just typing fast and mis-spelled my name....
we have a running joke about that.
"Cassie":
TRUST Me, iKNOW What REALLY Happened. iJust Thought That PERHAPS
She Decided To G'won & Find Her STRENGTH In Her "Weakness"...lol
**You'll Catch That Momentarily.** Hehehehe! :)
Dear "Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton": NO Matter WHAT You Read
On This Here "Feed"...DEEP DOWN We, Your Friends & Family,
SINCERELY LOVE Thee. Amen.
"Sweet Lady Candy":
I'm not feeling it. U done switched over to Canfice...wow,
my feelings...I'm not talking to nobody for 2 hours!!!!!
"Lady Candice":
AWWWW, Mom!!!! But you have not commented all day, so now you
are not talking for 2 hours...she wrote that 2 hours ago...LOL...and
who is Canfice????????????????????????????
"Sweet Lady Candy":
Not talking.
"Lady Candice":
I will just call you!!!!! LOL
"Cassie":
Heeeeyyyy, "Sweet Candy Girl"! It's ME..."Cassie"! LOL
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TO My "Faithful Few"-But-Wonderful
Friends & Family,
THESE Are My Sincere THOUGHTS
TOWARDS You TODAY:
On THIS TRIUMPHANT TUESDAY
TREASURE Your Precious "Borrowed"
TIME, Before THE "Dark Night" Comes
TO TAKE It All AWAY.

In Case THERE Be No TOMORROW, It Doesn't Matter ANYHOW.
Just TRUST In THE LORD, As You "Live, Love & Laugh" In THE NOW.
It Won't Cost You Anything...Except Enough Breath TO Breathe.
THEN TESTIFY TO THE World About THE TERRIFIC Freedom
THAT TRUTH Brings! **St. John 8:32**
#THATisAll
Yours TRULY & TRUTHFULLY,
"Cassie"
"Lady La'Trice 'Pch'z' Wilson":
I wonder if I can get some folks to agree with me that this sista here deserves a "just because" party. Can I get a witness? I luvs me some Cassie Kelley...Can I get a witness...ANTY body!!!!!!
Me/"Cassie":
Uhm...iz YOU Talkin' 'Bout Li'l Ol' ME, "Lady La'Trice 'Pch'z' Wilson"?
If So...Carry On, My Dear. ;) **wink**
#GottaFindaNewOutfit4MyselfLol
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"Lady Dr. (P)hebe (M)oore (S)immons" On da FB 11/14/12:

I'm really feeling the love today! Hope you are too! :)
Me/"Cassie":
iAm OFFICIALLY & SPIRITUALLY "Wrapped Up, Tied Up & Tangled Up" In
The LOVE ORIGINATOR Who Does It To Me DAILY & UNCONDITIONALLY.
#WhatchaTrynaStartSis?
ALWAYS Feeling THIS Kind of Feeling (lol),
"Cassie da 24-Hour LOVE Detector"
"Dr. PMS":
High-five, Lady Cassie! :)
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"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" Admiring One of Her "Idols"
On da FB 11/14/12:
My dressing idol. She never Over-Dresses!
My God! The Classy Lady Louise Patterson.
Me/"Cassie":
**After a few others' comments...**
\0/<--LAWD, If THIS Woman Ain't
"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton"
aka My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. In Just a Few
Short Years! OMGlasses! Tears o' PURE Joy...
**Oops! "Cassie" Is Out Fo' da Count,
"Peeps"! Please Hold.
(In OTHA Words: To Be Continued...Sigh...Smh)**
#PrayNOWLadyEvangelistKathyBowman!
"Sweet Lady Candy":
Awwww. Thank you, friend. I try to dress like her and she is so much
aware that she is my dressing idol. Classy she is...in addition, I just
love her too. She knows it. Soooooo, friend, if that's me in a
few short years...I'm all smiles!!!!!!
"Cassie":
**iHear Ya, But I'm PARALYZED At da Moment. Hello?!**
"Sweet Lady Candy":
Lol...Lord, help my friend!!!!!
"Cassie":
**On da FLO' Agreeing By FAITH**
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Sir B. Alexander McCargo On da FB 11/15/12:
Those that say negative things about you
NEVER have the courage to say the negative things to you...the Bible calls them a
sower of discord...the streets
call them a......*drops mic*
Sir Quino Walton:
Hi, one of my favorite (Vice) Presidents of
IMD COGIC!
Sir M. Anthony Almanzar:
Come on, big bro!


Sir Damon Williams:
I could hear the mic drop! BOOM!! LOL!
Sir Quino:
Lmbo!
"Key Ephriam":
I'm not vert street savvy,
so what do the streets call it?
Sir Brian A. Bingham:
Man, double TRIPLE "like".
Sir Tony Az:
Hahahahahahaha nice!
"Lady Dr. Judith Christie McAllister":
AMEN!
"Lady Kita McCargo":
Repost, Fam. So true.

"Lady Dawn Weatherspoon Chisholm":
Whelp! There it is!!!

Me/"Cassie":
SNAP! CRACKLE! & POP It, Sir B. Alexander McCargo!
WHAT Was You Gon' SAY? Huh?
SPIT IT OUT, Maaaan!
*Picks da Mic Back Up..."Tryna" Hand It Back To Ya...lol*
SIMPLY "Cassited" 'Bout My Fellow COGIC-"SEPTEMBERITE",
"Cassie"
Sir Damon Williams:
LOL @ Cassandra! Don't you see the man is trying to STAY SAVED!!
LOL! Ur Hilariously Funny!!
"Cassie":
Yep, But NEVAtheless, "Inquiring Minds STILL Wanna Know!"
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!
#HelpMeHolyGhost4RealTho
"Lady DaNetta Bolden":
Omg...I actually laughed out loud on this one!!! Hahahahahahah!!!
But that is so true!!
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Sooooo...
iComes Across This Here
Eye-Catching Flyer On da FB 11/16/12:
(Click On Image To Enlarge.)
Me/"Cassie":
Oooo-Weeee! What a TIME...
What a TIME This Gon' Be!
"Lady Evangelist Dr. Patricia R. Lewis",
As You GO FORTH In The APOSTOLIC,
Will You Also Send Me
(Yo' "Home-Girl"...lol)
An Autographed COPY?
K...Thanks.
#ThatIsAll
In ONE World, With ONE Mission, Spreading ONE Message,
"Cassie" da ARMOUR "Bearer of 'Good News'" (Not Bad)
"Dr. PRL":
Thank you so much, Sis, you make life worth living.
I wish I had more friends & family like you. Hope your holiday is
blessed & don't cook like a crazy person...me. lol
"Cassie":
iHear Ya, Sis. HOWEVA, Let da "Kingdom Record" Show
That iAIN'T NOWHERES Close To da Kinda Cook That U B!
Come On Outta Here & "FedEx" Me Some o' Yo' Rolls
Why (While) Ya At It! LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #HelpMeHolyGhost4RealThoSmh
"Dr. PRL":
Hahahaha! You remembered about those rolls from last year...OMG,
GOOD memory! Many people coming to my house Thursday,
we will see what's left. They usually eat everything...4real.
"Lady Dorothy Hill, MEd":
OMG, DR.!!!! YOU CAN BRING MY ROLLS WITH YA FRIDAY NIGHT.
Sir Evangelist Andrew R. Riley, Sr.:
There won't be any rolls left to ship anywhere, y'all!!! Or bring. lol
"Dr. PRL":
Hahaha...this is too funny, people. Evangelist, you're welcome to come
on to the house tomorrow, to ensure hot buttered homemade rolls.
Kelley, I'm still praying for you...lol!
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"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton" On My FB Wall 11/17/12:
Love Ya...See you soon.
Me/"Cassie":
In The Spirit of TRUE LOVE & FRIENDSHIP,
iGladly & Humbly Receive This Bea-YOU-tiful
Pink Floral Arrangement From My TRUE
FRIEND & S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S.,
In The Person of
"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton"!

Someone Once Said:
"How Do iLOVE Thee? Let Me COUNT The Ways." **Etc. Etc.**
Wanna Know What iSay? Okay.
"Wait...Lemme Grab a GOOD-WORKING Calculator Right Quick!" lol
MUAH! :) xoxoxo #YaKNOWaSistaCraZySmh
Wishing YOU a "WONDERFUL WEEKEND" As Well,
"Cassie"
Sir Elder Hugh E. Mitchell:
**So-called "speaking on MY behalf"...lol**
Candy is not the only one that loves me!
Sir Hugh loves me too and wishes me a wonderful weekend also.
**To Me Directly**
("Now you will be the only 1 that reads this, right?")
I just love being your friend! smile
"Cassie":
Hehehehe! YOU iz CraZy Too, Sir Hugh; But, Of Course,
iLOVE YOU Too! :) xoxoxo
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HA! Talk About CLASSIC...
Here's One Fo' Ya On 11/20/12:
"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton"
aka My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. - Depicted In The Accompanying Image - Says She
"TRIED ONCE". Hmmm. Shall We ALL
Pray That She Gives It ANOTHA SHOT?
Yes, iThink We Shall...
(Well, Those of YOU Who Are BRAVE ENOUGH To Join In With da
"FB CANDYLAND PRAYER GROUP"!)
iji #(I)'m(J)ust(I)nviting
Sharing Bcuz iCould NOT Resist THIS One Fo' SHO' (lol),
"Cassie" aka "Candy's S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S." 4LIFE & 4EVA
"Lady Carol Brown":
Too funny...
"Sweet Lady Candy":
I'll never be normal. If so, I wouldn't be Candy...amen!
My suggestion would be to pray for something else! Lol. SKITTLES...
nothing about me is normal. Maybe that's why we get along so well.
Just not the average girl. So, yes...this would be me. Smiling.
Me/"Cassie":
Uh-Uh! Never Say, "Never"...lol The World MUST Know That Not Only
Is There a "Glimpse" of Hope, But Prayer CHANGES Things
(Including My S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S., "If" She COOPERATES With
The Supreme "CANDY-CHANGER"! lol) **Sigh**
J/k...iLOVE Ya Just da Way Ya Are. "iAin't Lyin'!"
**In My BEST "Madea" Voice...lol**
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My Precious S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. Doin' a "Love Drive-By"
On My FB Wall 11/20/12:
Me/"Cassie":
Awwww..."Sweetums"!
In The Spirit of "Kingdom Sibling Rivalry",
iLove You & "Being YOUR Friend"
Even MORE!

All Praises Be To Our Heavenly Father Who Is Solely Responsible For
Causing Our Sista-Friendship Bond To Be, For Such a Time As This.
Thank You SO Much For Sharing o' CraZy-But-Lovable Li'l Self
With Me, Yo' S.K.I.T.T.L.E.S. It Only Gets BETTA From Here,
"Sweet Lady Candy Clinkscale Morton".
So, Grab Yo' "Kingdom Seat Belt",
Buckle Up & Let's GO!
Ya Got It? GOOD.
:) xoxoxo
Here EnJOY'n My "Kingdom Assignment" Since Day 1 (lol),
"Cassie"
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Sir Pastor John E. Taylor On da FB 11/21/12:
This is too funny!

"Lady S. Louise Williams":
Hahahaha...LOL!!!
Me/"Cassie":
Uhm...Is THIS What "They" Call "Cows In Turkey Clothing"? lol
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"Lady Tonya Hatch" Shares a Thanksgiving Greeting
On da FB 11/21/12:

"Have A Blessed Thanksgiving.
Thanking GOD for blessing me
with All of you.
Jesus the Music of My Soul..."
Me/"Cassie":
Same To YOU, "Lady Tonya Hatch"!
Smooches & Stuff! MUAH!
:) xoxoxo
Ova Here Wit' da "Turkey Fever" (WHAT?! lol),
"Cassie"
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Speaking of "Black Friday" da Day AFTER "Thanksgiving Day"
THINK About It...
Then THANK Him 'Bout It!
BAM! :) xoxoxo
(B)ustin' (A)(M)ove On It
In Classic BLACK-Fashion (WHAT?! lol),
"Cassie"

"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":
Yes indeed!!
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"Lady Evangelist Jackie Hill" Shares One of Her Nephew Chase's
Thanksgiving Weekend Experiences On da FB 11/23/12:

Visiting friends and their little 3-yr. old girl,
having a fit, reads Chase his rights (VERY
serious & pointing her finger at him):
"This is my room! My games! Do not come
in here! Do not touch ANY of my toys - this
is my room and this is my house!!!
It's mine, NOT yours...."
Chase looks at her calm & undisturbed and says, "I don't care"...
and starts playin' with her brother...#kids!
"Lady Verta Wright":
LOL!!!
"Lady Jerri P. Beasley":
Girl, kids? That sounds like some grown church
folks! "This is my position, my title, my seat, my gift!" The matured saint, "I don't care",
and starts winning souls. lol...That doggone Chase been preaching this week.* lol

"Cassie" NOTE:
*"Lady Jerri" speaks of OTHA incidents shared by "Lady J" on da FB. lol
Me/"Cassie":
iFinally Figured It Out For Myself, Sista-Friend:
Sir Chase Has Found His Own
Li'l Secret To Success:
"iChase WHATEVA Else iWANT & Leave ALL My WORRIES
WITH Aunt Jackie N'em!"
WHAT?! lol
#iShallDoTheSameKaPOW!
Calm & UNdisturbed...Like My Li'l "Kingdom Nephew",
"Cassie"
"Lady J":
Jerri P. Beasley, yes Lord, I believe most folk are with Chase...
"I don't care." Cassandra Roberson-Kelley...LOL, he got it honest!!!
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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 11/23/12:

It's 10:00 p.m...are you still awake? :)
Me/"Cassie":
iCassie Am a "Night Owl" To My Heart & iMake
NO Apologies For It...Except, Of Course,
When da "Early Bird" That iAm HAPPILY
Married To "Has Need of Me". ;) **wink** #SweetTweetsBetwixtSheetsShhhh!
"Dr. PMS":
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Lady Cassie!!!!!
Alrighty then!
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"Lady Charlene D. Ayers" Cuttin' Up
On da FB 11/24/12:
Hahahahahahaha.
Sir Lee Elder:
Good one...
Me/"Cassie":
This Is Mr. WALTER (KELLEY) & I In Our
Latter Years...Minus White Skin & The Cat.
I'm Just Sayin'.
#HelpMeHolyGhost4REALThoLol

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Sir Alonzo Hurt, Jr. Catches Us Off-Guard
On da FB 11/28/12:
"DEVIL IN THE CHURCH"
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years.
Me/"Cassie":
**Amongst Others' Comments, Of Course...**
\0/<--(Wit' Hands ALL UP IN da Air & Carryin' On)
WHAT?! Aw-Naw! DON'T "Hurt" Us Like That, Mr. Alonzo "Hurt"!
THUMP! **Falls SLAP OUT Onto da FB Whacked...iMean, Waxed Flo'**
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #iNeedMedicalAttentionSTATSmh
Callin' On JESUS "The Great Physician" Wit' da Quickness,
"Cassie"
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"Cuz'n Cheryl (Murphy) Thomas" aka "PoeticOne"
On da FB 11/29/12:
This is a mess!!!! But it is RIDICULOUSLY funny!!!! #coconuttrees
Happy Birthday Monkey by Marvin Williams
Tired of the traditional birthday song. Send your friends this one! A birthday wish from one monkey to another. Inspired by my friend Lena Mae Matlock...with additional verses! LOL!
Me/"Cassie":
LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz!
#iJustCaintSmh
Solicitin' da Prayers o' da Righteous
Even Now,
"Cuz'n Cassie"

"Cuz'n Cheryl":
That coconut trees line sent me INNNN!!!! lololol
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"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" Makin' THIS One TOO "Easy":
So this is Easy Street, huh? :)

Me/"Cassie":
Instead o' PUSHING da "EASY BUTTON" (Like da Commercial)...
You Be STROLLING Down da "EASY STREET" (Without a Rehearsal)!
#KaPOW! #Pray4MyMINDChileLol
"Dr. PMS":
LOLOLOL! Yes indeed, Lady Cassie! No rehearsal needed!
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Sir K. J. Horton Spiritually Speaking On da FB 12/02/12:
"Cassie" NOTE:
Though HUMOROUS, Please HEAR The HOLISTIC Message HEREIN,
While Keeping St. John 8:32 In Mind. You'll Be The BETTER For It,
iPROMISE You! Thanks & Be Blessed...4REAL! :) xoxoxo
\0/<--(In TOTAL Surrenderance) YES, LORD.
Amen & It IS So.

So, I just got this revelation...
THE CHURCH IS CONSTIPATED!
Me/"Cassie":
REMEDY For The REMNANT:
"CAST-OUT OIL"
(Spiritual Castor Oil...lol)
#LeaveMeAloneKJ!
Sir K. J.:
That was too funny! LOL!
Sir Henry Dillihant:
All backed up!!!!!!
Sir K. J.:
Need some Mylanta or something. Church not even passing gas.
It's going to keep building up until....................................KAPUT! LOL
Sir Michael Leary:
...Yes, there are many who are living right and there are many
who aren't. But it don't take but one organ to fail in the body to kill the
whole person. Just as it don't take but one off-track saint
to make the whole body of Christ look bad.
Sir Henry Dillihant:
It's a spiritual blockage and it is time for a royal flush!!!!!!
Sir K. J.:
You are definitely right, Leary! It doesn't take much at all,
but if you look at all the denominations and
all the junk going on in ALL of them,
it's crazy!
Henry Dillihant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN ALWAYS EXPECT FOR YOU TO SAY SOMETHING OFF THE WALL
BECAUSE THAT'S JUST YOU! LOL! GOT ME OVER HERE
CRACKING UP!
Sir Elder Corey Henderson:
The Church as a whole is backed up!!! How can we be comfortable in our own church, knowing that our brothers and sisters are in danger from being backed up?!! If we can be ok with the presence of God only at our own church, we need to search ourselves!!! We need healing and deliverance like it used to be!!! Not just shouting and dancing!!! We need the presence of God that changes lives!!!! That delivers homosexuality, that makes that cheating spouse give up adultery!! We need the presence that will blot out the ignorant comments on Facebook!! Oops!!! THE CHURCH IS BACKED UP!!!

Sir K. J.:
BOY, I WAS LAYING DOWN AND HAD TO SIT UP!
That's too true! What some churches have now is not the presence of God. They've allowed a FORM to develop its own presence/spirit and that's what moves a lot of these churches. I refuse to claim charismatic! Lol. Church needs a laxative...Squeeze them cheeks and let it flow!
Sir Elder Corey:
Come on, doc!!! I'm saying!!! I see all the posts about:
How good church was, but NONE talking about how an individual was
healed and left their wheelchair in the building, or how an individual was
delivered from sin and God healed their "broken wrist"!!!
I feel like going there tonight!!!!!!
Come on now, it's not in your (speaking in) tongues that you practiced
all week to perféct with A-flat that the musician loves to play in!! Let's relieve the "constipated church" so that we all can be free!!!
Sir K. J.:
LOL! I'M ABOUT TO HOP UP OUT OF THIS BED!!!
MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY MY!!!!!!!!!!!! Most of these churches,
it's going to have to start with the HEAD (leader). The body operates
by the say-so of the HEAD! If the head is jacked up, you can
EXPECT the body to be such as the head.
Sir Philip McAlister:
God, yes...A spiritual bowel movement...

Sir K. J.:
We have too many MONEY preachers and PROPHECY preachers, but we're not teaching anybody how to live HOLY and come out of sin. We're not teaching or preaching DELIVERANCE anymore! Can you make it to Heaven and BOUND? Teach them folk how to be LOOSED but LOOSE! Some folk see how the pastor is living and think that it's okay because he's the "pastor" and he's evidently "of God". Not all are.
"Cassie":
Uh-Oh! The "Kingdom Prayer Warriors" N'em
Are 'Bout To "Make It Do What It Do"!
Cue da Ushers & "Spiritual Clean-Up Crew"
Wit' da Quickness, 'Cause Even Now We Need Lots & LOTS o' "Catch-All Rags" Laid Out
ALL OVA da Place To "Catch da Mess" That's "Finna" Come Out In da "KaPOW'ful" Name
of JESUS "The Great Physician"!
\0/<--HA-GLORY!

#WatchOutNow!
Hoping PLENTY "Holy Ghost AIR Freshener" FILL da Room,
"Cassie"
Sir K. J.:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
St. John 8:32
~King James Version~
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
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